@genericwaffle.bsky.social
30, she/her, musician, mathematician, gamer. Yaptain of Yapitalism. At some point, things became too funny for even the clown to stomach. Too bad that clown ain’t me. I am cring but ur mean an thats worse.
Why does Savannah, Georgia smell like this?
24.02.2026 03:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I pray thanks to Kohne, the god of parking.
23.02.2026 04:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Chat be so fr rn. Why does gasoline smell so good?
21.02.2026 17:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@markiplier how much money would it take to get you “IRON LUNG” knuckle tattoos?
17.02.2026 12:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m shotgunning counter-factual timelines in this chili’s, tonight. Hallelujah, amen, and Shabbat Shalom.
16.02.2026 22:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0George Orwellbutrin
Is this anything?
Just got out of iron lung. The part with the blood was p cool.
15.02.2026 01:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The main guy in iron lung kinda looks a little bit like markiplier.
15.02.2026 00:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bro that 20 minute markipliee x golden freddie scene in iron lung was really good. My question is whyd they get richard horvits to voice golden freddy?
14.02.2026 08:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So i just finished watching tank girl 1995. Really good movie. 69/69
12.02.2026 08:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If it can be destroyed by the truth, it deserves to be.
12.02.2026 04:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Please enjoy this absolute monstrosity of a video i made a few months ago.
#67 #42
I would assume it spins well…given it’s a perfect- nvm. Joke cancelled. 😂
09.02.2026 01:39 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Tinnitus is what visual snow sounds like. No i will not elaborate.
09.02.2026 01:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah. I realized this on accident just now.
06.02.2026 06:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I AM ALLERGIC TO THE STRAWBERRY IN STARBURSTS. BRUH.
06.02.2026 06:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Happy birthday trees, happy birthday please clap, happy birthday elmo
04.02.2026 04:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy February fools day
02.02.2026 01:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈I dream of the day when the world can become a place where transgender people can live proudly and freely as themselves, and where they can love freely
As a mascot, I see human love as beautiful and wonderful.
I love you all today as well♡
I would say “the Nazi in this food court wearing his trump hat backwards like a punk is such a perfect example of how unaware and dumb these nazis actually are” but i dont think that would adequately capture my distaste for the demographic.
26.01.2026 21:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Checking in on your sad homies, call that “Dude diligence.”
26.01.2026 19:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tommy’s shitting.
14.01.2026 03:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.” -Grey’s Law
08.01.2026 03:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Image of Shax from Star Trek Lower Decks with the words "Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice"
We all know Clarke's "sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic"
Well we have corollary:
“Hmm…Wonder what’s going on over here.”
09.12.2025 21:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0based
09.12.2025 18:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0bruh. I think we just cracked this thing wide open.
08.12.2025 23:51 — 👍 35 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Oh, yeah, so. See that’s not his full name. His full name is “(Is) Beat (by) Goku”. Hope that helps! 😂
08.12.2025 23:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Apparently, the book was published in 1985, reagan was president from 1981-1989. The dates line up.
08.12.2025 23:03 — 👍 110 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0LFG!!!!!! NICE
08.12.2025 19:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
