Cobalt

The flavor of water is impurities.

HEADLINE: IMPORTANT ARTICLE WITH SHOCKING POLITICAL IMPLICATIONS!

ME: ( Clicks link to read article )

CONTENT BLOCKING POPUP: FUCK YOU PAY ME!

ME: ( closes tab ) I guess it wasn’t that important after all.

I’m okay with making every cartoon character as “straight” as bugs bunny in a dress.

An Early Morning Snow at Waffle House outside of Cleveland, Ohio

It’s the only thing that allows the republican party to remain in existence.

Without cheating, they would never hold power again.

Cancel your amazon prime subscription.

I’ve just come from a Doctor’s visit for my dad, about his failing memory. One of the potential treatments the Doctor talked about involves getting an IV every two weeks, for a year.

Could be something like that.

The smarmy little smile says “I’m lying to you, and it’s fun!”

Golly, it’s another confession:

After all the SNL character movies we got, there’s a part of me that’s disappointed we never got one based on Master Thespian.

You know the ACTING! would be BRILLIANT!

I kinda dug Prodigy.

And a lot of Lower Decks was pretty decent, after they got their bearings.

To be fair, the definition of “real trek” has shifted a bit since the 70s.

Not always in a good direction, but enh.

Republicans only win by cheating.

They’re proud of the fact that they keep getting away with it.

Murdered … the word is Murdered.

trump and hegseth MURDERED these people.

Say it.

How about third impeachment, then?

And vote to convict and remove, this time?

Remember the Smartcar?

We bin there, dun that, bought a huge f’kin SUV the size of a Sherman Tank instead. MURICA!

… and you’ll be wearing a suit and tie while doing it, because anything else would be disrespectful.

The 1970s station wagon didn't go away because of economy standards. It went away because minivans got invented, which were just better at everything.

It’s always opposite day in trumpland.

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Song stuck in my head this morning is a stone groove at least:
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If you’re on the road and connecting via hotel wireless, it could be the hotel’s IP is what got blocked.

Try obvious.

If any ruling is made either way, it will either ruin the republican election rig, or confirm that the court is corrupt and needs fixing. So instead, he sits on his hands and just lets time run out, while remaining silent, thereby sealing a republican win through sheer inertia.

Keep being weird.

The universe needs more weird in it.

In the hearts and minds of the teeming multitude, it has been reposted more times than there are atoms in the whole of creation.

This is why you should never wake grandpa up in the middle of his afternoon nap.

Look for Shirley temple flavor. Same thing technically.

Remember … every accusation from a republican is a confession.

It’s always opposite day in trumpland.