Cobalt

There’s just something right about Dr Forrester being the mad genius behind this project.

Just try to keep him from launching an intern into space, ok?

Not a paid commercial endorsement:

I don’t know what it is about Dr Pepper, but it makes me feel normal. It’s not the caffeine, because Pepsi, Coke and Mountain Dew don’t have the same effect.

There’s just something in the formulation of Dr Pepper that screws my head back on straight.

You silly, twisted boy, you.

“I took my kids to PEDOPHILE ISLAND and all I got was this t-shirt.”

He used to suck free drinks out of bar rags too.

He wants you to admire the smoking crater that was our economy, because it’s so big.

ok, I snerked.

You win one internet.

factual answer: he ate roadkill.

It’s an artificial crisis invented by epstein and his pedo cult.

It’s all in the files.

What kind of person?

I think they call themselves republicans.

The Pride flag at the Stonewall Monument is re-raised!

New Yorkers won’t let Donald Trump erase LGBTQ+ history, or trample the rights of our LGBTQ+ neighbors.

Worst convenience store ever.

The main difference between white culture and other cultures is that white culture has a stick rammed up its ass.

Can I get one with twice the toppings but half the crust instead?

Disclose.tv @disclosetv NOW - EU Parliament votes to accept a report, that calls for "the full recognition of trans women as women" as part of the EU priorities for the UN CSW on "women's rights and gender equality." • • I| 0:14 12:31 pm • 12 Feb 2026 • 174K Views

The EU has just voted, by a VERY wide margin, for the full recognition of trans women as women…!

Kind of hard to find a comfortable middle ground with an opposition who thinks that them shooting you in the face is your fault and how dare you martyr yourself just to make them look bad.

Me too, thanks.

*hugs back*

thankya. drop me a note on FA (assuming it’s up) - don’t wanna post my street address here in the middle of everywhere.

*hugs*

Oof, having such a day.

Death by a thousand cuts all made of minor annoyances.

But I am home, I am naked in the cool air, and have a bottle of Mountain Dew Cabo Citrus to unwind with.

And at least half an hour all to myself.

Need to get miller on the stand, under oath.

Though there might be a problem getting him to lay a hand on the bible without the sprinkler system activating.

Canva sez: Sorry, there are no results for “blue” in color combinations.

I think I must be doing this wrong.

There’s so much red coming off the the photo of it, I think I may be sterile now.

“Looking like a thumb in a necktie” seems to be, also.

“How dare your people go and get murdered by our people!” isn’t the flex ronny thinks it is.

I kind of feel like all of Minnesota should be allowed to sue trump personally over this.

They deserve ten million dollars each.

AHM FIRIN MAH LAZER

The pedo party all attended the pedo parties.

Funny how that worked out.

repubs: WHEN WILL THIS ADMINISTRATION BRING THE HAMBURGLAR TO JUSTICE!?

dems: F’n what?

Who knew the pedo party would be just be the people at the pedo parties?

I mean, that’s about as on the nose as it gets.

Hawley’s at the “pound the table coz you got nothing” stage