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Comedian. Musician. Writer. Dad. Stepdad. Husband. Friend.

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But the point is that I’m nobody. I’m not “in” any information loops that aren’t generally available. I don’t have any inside knowledge on this or any related matter. And I knew about Epstein’s kiddy-fucking parties YEARS ago. The idea that anyone of any importance DIDN’T know is just plain risible.

03.02.2026 21:32 — 👍 34    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Well quite.
I first heard Epstein’s name at least 20 years ago, and the context I heard it in was “He’s an extremely rich & well connected guy who’s also a massive nonce and throws regular kiddy-fucking parties for his rich pals”. My thought then as it is now, was “And everyone KNOWS this…?!”

03.02.2026 21:32 — 👍 36    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Reminder that Epstein and Trump shut down the first #MeToo movement by convincing people that being against sexual abuse was woke.

03.02.2026 19:00 — 👍 335    🔁 78    💬 2    📌 0

Inevitably a bunch of radio stations played I Got You Babe at 6am this morning.

The really EVIL ones will play it again at 6am TOMORROW morning.

02.02.2026 17:49 — 👍 57    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0

Saw a meme today of some guy saying “The planet Earth is a resort for about 500 very rich people; the rest of us are just staff”…
Thought it over and realised it’s worse than that: MOST of us are staff.
The most vulnerable and helpless of us are the buffet.

02.02.2026 16:40 — 👍 42    🔁 6    💬 2    📌 0
Man on a local news street interview: The earth is a resort for like 500 rich people and the rest of us are just the staff.

Man on a local news street interview: The earth is a resort for like 500 rich people and the rest of us are just the staff.

This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.

01.02.2026 00:30 — 👍 14662    🔁 4655    💬 50    📌 116
3 panel comic

Panel 1
Fully Gold Guy and Blue Guy. 
Blue Guy: Sir you have broken the law

Panel 2:
Blue Guy: Time to FACE THE CONSEQUENCES 

Panel 3:
Gold Guy: Nah
Blue Guy, Shrivelling like a cowardly dog: okey

3 panel comic Panel 1 Fully Gold Guy and Blue Guy. Blue Guy: Sir you have broken the law Panel 2: Blue Guy: Time to FACE THE CONSEQUENCES Panel 3: Gold Guy: Nah Blue Guy, Shrivelling like a cowardly dog: okey

when the rich Do Crimes

04.04.2025 15:40 — 👍 5250    🔁 1069    💬 25    📌 26

Fair play to 4chan & Qanon though; turns out they were right about pretty much everything. Except which side was doing it.

02.02.2026 00:44 — 👍 43    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0

In fairness the P in POTUS could stand for lots of things…

02.02.2026 00:39 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

This country is being run by a blackmailed pedophile, at this point if you oppose impeachment & removal I can only conclude you're treasonous or also a blackmailed pedophile yourself.

01.02.2026 18:11 — 👍 546    🔁 116    💬 19    📌 5

the whole point of the liberal consensus is that we don't kill each other when we don't get our way

conservatives decided a black President was too high a price to pay and said fuck it, let's go back to killing each other

01.02.2026 06:52 — 👍 2249    🔁 407    💬 52    📌 12
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"must not become". Yeah, imagine that.

31.01.2026 16:10 — 👍 261    🔁 32    💬 11    📌 0
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I guess "white wealthy British and American grooming gangs" doesn't have the same ring to it

31.01.2026 14:04 — 👍 755    🔁 261    💬 10    📌 2
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‘Are you a Pedophile’ will be a question on future political applications for consideration.(?)
The Pedodent and most of his cabinet/admin are being called out by the American People!
Their true “colors” will be their own undoing.

01.02.2026 15:59 — 👍 2609    🔁 616    💬 210    📌 45
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My fave Kubrick anecdote: David Prowse on acting in A Clockwork Orange:
'So you want me to carry Patrick Magee, who weighs 17Olbs, plus the wheelchair, another 30lbs, so 200lbs, down the stairs & then do a dialogue scene?'
'Yeah, you can do it.'
'I know but your name isn't One Take Kubrick, is it?'

31.01.2026 17:23 — 👍 561    🔁 137    💬 8    📌 11

My mum had bombs dropped on her as a child. My dad bled on a beach in battle. I'm not yet bored of rules-based coexistence, because anger isn't the same as education, history isn't a comic, and interesting times don't just happen to someone else.

31.01.2026 23:18 — 👍 417    🔁 71    💬 9    📌 3
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...they told her no, didn't they

31.01.2026 23:51 — 👍 1593    🔁 274    💬 93    📌 48

Let's ask the question: How many times do the following people show up being named in the Epstein Files:

President Joe Biden: 0
President Barack Obama: 0
MN Governor Tim Walz: 0

President Donald Trump: 4,500

Does any Republican not see the problem?

01.02.2026 16:26 — 👍 9395    🔁 2825    💬 402    📌 93
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Cartoon by Andy Marlette | Tribune Content Agency

31.01.2026 20:06 — 👍 1032    🔁 306    💬 25    📌 9

And another thing. It is REALLY tedious to open a news page every day and see photograph after photograph of the same worst possible humans gurning back at me. It's like a wanker's yearbook.

01.02.2026 09:06 — 👍 2154    🔁 246    💬 43    📌 8

Today I saw ICE gas little white kids in the streets of Portland with chemical weapons. Imagine what they're doing to brown and black kids in the detention camps

01.02.2026 02:08 — 👍 29659    🔁 9875    💬 438    📌 288
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If only the Insurrectionists (including Trump) had been held accountable right after January 6th.

The insurrection is ongoing because it was never stopped.

31.01.2026 19:02 — 👍 4431    🔁 857    💬 205    📌 58

One of the most disgusting, brutal and unpunished child‑abuse networks in the world…

And the usual voices who claim to care about ‘women and girls’ have nothing to say.

We see you.

01.02.2026 11:48 — 👍 7345    🔁 1850    💬 198    📌 49

London

01.02.2026 13:03 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
'Reminds me of Anne Frank': Jewish seniors are offering to hide their Haitian caregivers as Trump's TPS end looms - Jewish Telegraphic Agency The end of Temporary Protected Status has Holocaust survivors offering to hide Haitian staffers, according to the CEO of a senior-living center in Florida.

www.jta.org/2026/01/30/u...

01.02.2026 12:53 — 👍 2703    🔁 1017    💬 35    📌 78
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America, throw the entire administration in prison.

31.01.2026 18:15 — 👍 3761    🔁 1368    💬 174    📌 91
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Most of Epstein’s victims were either too frightened to come forward, or silenced through legal threats. Oh, and here’s a senior British politician giving Epstein tips on how to silence them

01.02.2026 11:25 — 👍 3385    🔁 1451    💬 129    📌 78

The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it

31.01.2026 09:20 — 👍 8216    🔁 2011    💬 69    📌 77

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