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I don't mean his alt cause I don't know that is. But I've seen ItRL

I've seen him in leather. And naked too. So ner.

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As a Christmas baby, I'm the authority on this.

Totally homophobic that I'm not there

This programme is presented by Piers Morgan and includes his personal views and opinions. Expect bold claims, brash takes, and sizzling hot debates. Warning... Uncensored is not for the faint hearted.

Is this what Channel 5s lawyers made them say before the broadcast?

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Really?

Am I the only gayer that doesn't have an alt?

Mind you, nobody wants to see that.

Andrew Tate has been charged with rape, human trafficking, controlling prostitution and actual bodily harm. Nigel Farage described him as "an important voice for young men". That tells you all you need to know about Farage's moral compass.

#1. STOP DOING THIS TO ME @weratedogs.com

Haiku is less autotuned than Cher on her Believe album.

Both are great though.

I recognise that. But it's the eligibility that I don't understand.

It's one of those "so bad it's good" movies.

Whereas DH2 was *so* bad it's bad they tried to ignore it by calling DH3 Die Hard With A Vengeance

This is me when I get the chance.

But reading a book/my kindle instead of playing games. I'm terrible at gaming since the original Wii was discontinued.

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I've got a masonry drill in the garage.

You're GenX like me. You must agree that Die Hard is also a Christmas movie.

That's basically most of my food for the month.

Kieran Bond given six life sentences for raping children Kieran Bond, 33, will serve a minimum of 16 years in jail before being eligible for parole.

I'm not a judge or a KC, but if you're given six life sentences for raping 2 children under 13yo 6 times in total, how can you possibly be eligible for parole in 16 years?

Can @barristersecret.bsky.social explain?

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My GP friend just writes D&V even if they don't have vomiting.

Basmati rice, bold tablets, Freeze air freshener (2 pack), Wheat Bisks, 1.75l OJ, seeded wholewheat loaf, Sharwoods curry pack x2, naan breads, parmesan, vegetable stock cubes, 2x6 pack back bacon rashers, 1.6kg chicken breasts (7 in pack), cream cheese, margarine, 4x ciabatta, 4x panini, cold meat, 1kg beef shin, 500g pack of gnocchi, 1x 500g spinach ricotta tortellini, 2x garlic chicken Kyiv, Dr Oetker pepperoni pizza, Chicago Town stuffed crust pizza, 2x packs of sliced cheese for £4 (2 for 1 deal), 200g blueberries, 150g chestnut mushrooms, 1 lettuce, 24x Andrex toilet paper,

4 large reusable shopping bags.

I won a voucher on the Asda Rewards app last week. Used it this morning and got all of this, plus 5 bananas and a 24 pack of Andrex loo rolls for £15.37

My GP doesn't prescribe medicines that are available over the counter.

Question Time seem to have mistakenly called Matthew Goodwin an academic instead of a 'GB News Gobshite'.

www.savers.co.uk/health-wellb...

£4.49

I go to Savers and get their own brand stuff. Exactly the same active ingredients but a fraction of the cost. Their antihistamines have 10mg of active ingredient, but cost £1 for 30 tablets.

They also do generic brands nasal sprays.

Dinner. See tweet for description

Chicken swarma/kebab with potato salad with dill for dinner

For those of you that like horror/scary movies, the original Hallowe'en from 1978 is on BBC4 at nine o'clock.

I don't even have a bath here, let alone a hot tub. But I've never even been in a hot tub either...

A picture of Bruce Willis in Die Hard with the captions: Boomer: People are too sensitive and need to toughen up Millenials: People need to care more and help each other out Gen X: Die Hard is a Christmas movie.

Well it is.

I see the ballroom is coming along nicely. Classy.