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I've got the windows open

Look mum.... no clothes

Come here. It's 22°C in my bedroom. And I haven't even had the heating on.

Look at this. Don't look at the tangerine twatwaffle in the Epstein files.

a cartoon dog is covering his mouth with his hand while smiling . ALT: a cartoon dog is covering his mouth with his hand while smiling .

I thought you'd be having a pole right now

Darling. I'm a homosexuel. I can do bitter.

But I'm a beer man. Just look at my belly.

Isn't that basically the same thing?

After all that you're having an Aperol spritz ?

Why do you hate yourself? 🤣🤣🤣

I'm not saying I'm blond, but I've just spent five minutes trying to get a USB connector into an HDMI port

I'm basically @sachacoward.bsky.social without the good looks or muscles. Or the intelligence.

Need cuddles?

You know where my DMs are if you need me.

And ask for me WhatsApp/Telegram. Just remember it starts +44 😉

Sign of cognitive decline #3,007:

Loss of filter for inappropriate languge.

That's what you've got me saved in your phone as, isn't it.

Bend over and take it like a man.

Oh wait. That's my role.

The worst political decision ever made was after WWII in creating Israel where it is.

For a start Jerusalem is holy to Christianity, Judaism and Islam.

And to take land from Muslims, without their say, and give it to Judaism was always going to create havoc.

Must be something about London. My bestie was cruising and getting bred at 13.

I was innocent, autistic, naive and from a small town

You're not much older than me and I didn't lose my chosen virginity until 1995.

We've already talked about the non-consensual virginity taking. That's, as you said at the time, another issue.

*slurp*

If you ask nicely.

And by ask, I mean order.

If it's important, they'll call you back. Sounds like a them problem to me.

The US and Israel are committing genocide in Palestine. We shouldn't be surprised they're trying to do the same in Iran.

Wish I was in DC right now. Haven't been for years

And the Battle of Hastings wasn't in Hastings. It was in the middle of nowhere that now has a village called.... Battle

Don't you wish F1statman was on BlueSky.

But I'm not going back to the cesspool of Twitter to ask him

That's what I thought

Tell me if I'm wrong. Isn't he one of only two F1 drivers to win on their birthday?

Whenever they complain something is woke, it just means they're cunts.

#SorryNotSorry

No. A litre is a litre. It's a standard metric unit.

Approximately 0.2642 US gallons

Well thanks for offering me your piss this evening G