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SPOOKY Handle Here dba Todd Kehoe

@cleverhandlehere.bsky.social

I contain multitudes. โญ•๏ธ๐Ÿ––โšฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ€๐ŸฑWas at-AlbBizResearch. Writer, data journalist, dad. Once I saw a blimp. Currently clean on OPSEC. Co-host of Three for the Show podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/three-for-the-show/id1788619878

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The way I shouted โ€œBig guy steal!โ€

11.10.2025 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pork roll โ€ฆ because I am actually running for NJ governor.

10.10.2025 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look, the choice may not be optimal but the Nobel ceremony has zero entrance music or pyro soooo

10.10.2025 11:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, yeah, cheugy af, totally, uhhh better sell it to me at a steep discount.

10.10.2025 11:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Simpsons - "Less Shame"
YouTube video by yabadass The Simpsons - "Less Shame"

Me right now about the Giants.

10.10.2025 01:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[lights candle]

10.10.2025 00:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who is this team and what have they done with the Giants I know and donโ€™t love????

10.10.2025 00:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is INCREDIBLE

10.10.2025 00:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This legit sounds like a @brendelbored.bsky.social Cuomo meme lol

08.10.2025 22:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dollyโ€™s sister just asked us to pray for Tim

08.10.2025 20:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pablo Picasso might have listened to Steely Dan.

08.10.2025 00:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heroes all ๐Ÿซก

08.10.2025 00:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My wife turned me on to that combo years ago and itโ€™s legit.

07.10.2025 19:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Finally, your pro-Bills propaganda will be addressed โ€ฆ (I kid, welcome back)

06.10.2025 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does make you wonder how bad TreVeyon Henderson is that he somehow canโ€™t beat Capt. Butterfingers out for a job

06.10.2025 00:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
My brown tabby kitty sitting on my lap.

My brown tabby kitty sitting on my lap.

Yep. Dinner over, lap time!

05.10.2025 23:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Riker would put this on!

05.10.2025 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A Black model wearing a white wrap covering very little of his upper body and hips.

A Black model wearing a white wrap covering very little of his upper body and hips.

โ€œBut I was told it was casual Friday!โ€

05.10.2025 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LOL five years since they went 2/2 on their first two drives, I truly donโ€™t remember this feeling

05.10.2025 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gronk just โ€ฆ no, baby.

05.10.2025 16:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Itโ€™s National Poetry Day.

The greatest poem in the English language.

05.10.2025 11:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 434    ๐Ÿ” 122    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Isnโ€™t the โ€œto keep up with friendsโ€ option basically just tracking the decline of Facebook?

03.10.2025 13:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œWhy are you pulling me over?โ€

โ€œMcDonaldโ€™s AI alerted us that you may not, in fact, be lovinโ€™ it. Youโ€™re under arrest.โ€

03.10.2025 00:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So, so much this. The vibes are VERY different now.

02.10.2025 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

me: i want to sleep in a human-sized hotdog bun

911: sir that's.....ok actually that sounds great

me: so who do we call

911: [shouting in background] we're checking now

16.09.2025 20:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1596    ๐Ÿ” 311    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

-38 launch angle too, lol, musta taken a hell of a hop

01.10.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€ฆ shouldnโ€™t someone who actually won a shutdown fight write this article?

30.09.2025 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bo Knows.

29.09.2025 23:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Soap operas are lame, I only watch Star Trek!"

Star Trek:

29.09.2025 23:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œNot even death can stop them from coming. IDF:CRU, this fall on CBSโ€

28.09.2025 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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