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Brandi Carlile is such a freaking treasure. That is all.

A blessed and joyous Puppy Bowl Sunday to all who celebrate!

Those guys suuuuuck.

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue

Probably AI, so...yes! An evil baby.

Leon S. Kennedy from Resident Evil Requiem

David S. Pumpkins with b-boy skeletons

"Leon S. Kennedy" has very "David S. Pumpkins" energy. 🤣

Screenshot from the Nintendo Direct "wait" screen.

I want to play this first-party bendy shape-y puzzle tower game, Nintendo.

Just @mclazyj.bsky.social and @fourhman.com this week on the show, talking about the new Marvel series Wonder Man - long-awaited specifically and exclusively by Haygood. Also, some takes on Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream after the recent Direct, traveling to Japan & the Secret Mall Apartment doc!

Spanberger is a moderate Democrat who used to work for the C.I.-fucking-A. It should put the actions of Schumer and Jeffries into perspective for everyone. Are they Republicans? Because they sure act like it.

They need to get the fuck out.

It was really good! I hope they’ll make a full run of episodes. Guess we’ll see!

Yeah, it’s fascinating to see the old Muppet Show formula alive again with new stars and songs. And the show itself was funny and sweet and perfectly dark at times…I hope a lot of folks check it out, would love them to make more episodes.

Sabrina Carpenter singing in a boat with Kermit the Frog on the new Muppet Show special

Um...does anyone here like The Muppet Show? Or is posting about it going to get me yelled at for some reason not related to the show itself being a joy and the new special being good and a lot of fun?

Like, Threads is just vibing and enjoying it. I'm always a little afraid to post about joy here.

Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50

Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it

you:
[stressing for days to send the perfect single email]

billionaires:
hi, . w=en r we mee&ting to do iLlegiL stuff , . ?

Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."

After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc

what if I broke into your place, total home invasion style, just to tell your pets I l love them

it goes without saying but I don't think the 3rd richest person on the planet is destroying the prestige newspaper he bought because of the finances of the newspaper business

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Brilliant.

The disc that was attached to the Voyager spacecraft launched in 1977.

In 1977 NASA launched the Voyager spacecraft, including a CD with the song Johnny B. Goode, on a mission to study the solar system & beyond.

The extraterrestrials who open it will get another CD every month from Columbia House at full price and be hounded for life by intergalactic debt collectors.

First scientist: We should only clone plant-eating dinosaurs to minimize the danger to humans.

Second scientist: I agree. Cloning giant meat-eating predators would be insanely reckless.

-Jurassic Park, first draft

What is orange if not spicy beige?

If they won’t accept me at my worst, that’s wise. I can be a dick sometimes

sitting the kids down and explaining that, in the before times, in the long-long ago, we had a word called "incorrect," and having them look puzzled waiting for the other side of the debate on the issue.

In the Mr Bean timeline, Mr Bean killed several slasher movie villains before they could do harm. He did it accidentally in 4 cases.

This is not what Ray Kroc’s Oompa Loompas fought and died for.

[opens rat poison]
ROUND AND ROUND
me: whoa
EVERY ROSE HAS IT'S THORN
me: wtf

I just absentmindedly used “observative” instead of “observant” and it’s much better, we should keep that one.

do you ever think about how the first ever spacewalk was a fucking existential nightmare. i can’t think about it too long without getting anxious even though i am on Shit Orb name of Earth