Gene Rayburn

I ruin everything. Mostly my timeline.

Like the Lucky Charms guy?

Bluesky user ygrene’s draft folder with one draft “possibly going to do a post”

i don't believe that.

My posts are worse.

this is fake

this year, for president’s day, i would like a new one.

The bushes were PEOPLE!

when someone tells me 'just say the word' i always respond with sussudio

Smell my draft.

oh thank god.

You just need to get over her and move on.

a close up of a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and a backpack . Alt: a close up of a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and a backpack .

wait till you can edit.

That's right! I'm coming up to Canada for a meetup!

a man in a suit and tie with the words we 're back behind him Alt: a man in a suit and tie with the words we 're back behind him

I think @jcsalterego.bsky.social crashed Bluesky because it wouldn't verify him, but now...

Because that's how bad my posts are.

Now I can just write drafts and never post them. Then I will gain all followers.

It is broken.

i'm prod

“Subjecting children to Bad Bunny’s dancing is disgusting!” shouted the man who subjected children to raping.

Photo of a handmade Tozzi Toys playset called Gorilla Picnic featuring small plastic toys on a brightly-colored background in a cellophane bag secured with a header card

It’s been a while #TozziToys

I'm afraid your leg has to come off.

Times change.

a woman in a meat dress holds a trophy on a stage Alt: Lady Gaga in a meat dress holds a trophy on a stage mmmmm beef !!

wears the beef

you're killing us

Dead country walking.

Cute! Love purring. It's the best!!

Man with mustache and glasses

Sexay 1980!

No no no. That was a hottie back then.

To be fair, every man looked like that in 1983.