Amy Rhees

No, the Geneva Convention isn’t a checklist

You ever just think “ourple” and start giggling uncontrollably

Google is terrible and we should normalise insulting them

Apparently having no filter can also just mean being a dumbass, you don’t have to be mean all the time

Jesus spent too much time teaching people to be good people that he neglected to put together a powerpoint on how god works so naturally the next 2000 years of theology were spent on only that bit and nothing else

Too gay to function

I’m a boring person in real life, I just play a complete lunatic on tv.

Youtube vendetta update: why the hell are captions just automatically on when I open a video? Or after every ad break? Or after I go back to fullscreen fron picture in picture? Or after I look away for five seconds? WHY

You ever just eat a packet of fry sauce because literally nothing else sounded remotely good

I’m officially declaring at this time that I have a vendetta against YouTube for just being terrible. But I’m not going to stop using it because I also don’t care that much

2025 wasn’t so bad. And yes, this is an insult to the rest of the decade, the bar is really *that* low

Why is the shower only ever 2 or 200 degrees with no in between

mmm paper

that sounds like something a bottom would say

Bleeh :3

Why is webp

I misread this as “medical cover” and now I’m curious as to what that would sound like

All our food keeps blowing up-*

Noooooooo damn you arby’s how could you do this

Get rotated idiot

I absolutely hate how apps and websites will just force redesigns without any reason and just completely mess up my muscle memory

Apparently Rudolph’s red nose *isn’t* the result of harlequin ichthyosis and I did not realise that

do I *need* to get out of bed today or can I just rot for a while

mmm sandwiches

Why is half of my feed on here in German? Like how does Bluesky know I took two years in high school and why do they think it’s still relevant to me

help the antidepressants aren’t antidepressing

Panicking because I can’t find my phone (I’m holding it)

lesbiab

Google maps street view is an atrocity. No, Google, I don’t want to travel back to 2007. No, Google, I don’t want to see a bunch of fog instead of the actual street view. No, Google, I don’t want to go to the street below the overpass. No, Google, I don’t want to see the street, I want the 360 image

Lesbiagne