Ashley 🏳️‍⚧️

What do you think would’ve happened if Trump lost in 2016?

A: His cult following fizzles out, he never gets involved with politics ever again.

B: He runs again in 2020.

C: He incites an insurrection Jan 6, 2017.

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highlight of my career: updogging my 57 year old boss, then my 48 year old former boss, and my 25 year old coworker, all in the span of two days

Don’t fuck the hotel!

what’s the take on lexapro? i just got prescribed and i wanna know what to look out for

good to know, thx

how many command strips would it take to hold a 150 lb woman on the wall?

asking for a friend…

chode buddies

Age verification?

I was a toddler on 9/11. I’m exactly 22 months older than the fucking TSA!

lgbtqia is pronounced “leg butt kia” and nobody can convince me otherwise

I mean…there is that AI generated video of Trump blasting his own shit out of a fighter jet. If that’s not ape-like, I don’t know what is.

Chime transfer screen, sending $3.67 from savings to checking. On the bottom is the caption “Six seven!! 🤷🤷🤷”

whyyyyyy 💀

ROSES ARE RED MY GIRLFRIENDS ARE NICE THIS WHITE LATINA TRANSFEMME SAYS… F%#K ICE

Welcome to round two of the #WokePopemobile

Well, there go my evening plans.

we…

are the crystal meth

I have a few colors with some duplicates

Loot drops after defeating me:

- carabiner
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- a faint smell of engine oil

Roses are red
My girlfriends are nice
This white latina transfemme says
FUCK ICE

How To Flip Someone Off With Three Middle Fingers

#YIAYrose

Roses are red
I don’t like Wingers

lmao they said “you are hilarious. you criticized my ad because you don’t like my silly AI video. You are a self entitled clown. I wear your 1 star rating as a badge of honor.”

the cope is strong with these cucks

that alt text tho

Their use of AI made it unlikely I’d ever shop there. Their starting shit in my DM’s guaranteed I wouldn’t.

Ashley, public Facebook reply: I was just thinking this morning about who I shouldn’t buy a mattress from. Thanks, AI! Mattress Direct of Ogden: 👍

Mattress Direct of Ogden, this time in DM’s: so your decision to boy or not buy is based on your opinion of my silly AI video. ???? Wow Ashley: Yes. There are countless talented video editors out there that would be more than happy to do a significantly better job for a few bucks. But cheaping out with a Sora AI generated video? Soulless. Janky. A monumental waste of waters which is in immensely short demand in Utah. MDoO: It’s supposed to be obviously silly. Why do you think that your opinion of AI is somehow the fact nal authority on what is of any value to anybody. Your sense of entitlement is staggering.

Ashley: You’re free to use AI for your ads and I’m free to choose not to utilize your services for it. If other people disagree with me and want to buy your mattresses, that’s fine. I don’t care. Calling someone entitled for voicing an opinion on a public business account makes you look highly unprofessional.

I criticize their use of AI and their social media manager goes ape. How professional 🙄

This is who runs this account

anyone else remember a meme going around that was just the phrase “women are cubes” or am i just hallucinating memories

damn, i also recently died of your injuries 😞

while getting drunk last night was kinda fun, my reasoning for doing so was probably not the best. i need to be careful not to make a habit of drinking my feelings away, because a time may come where i’ll never be sober again.

Brilliant

yo gin and root beer is really good!