Andy 💙🟧

As someone who spent over 30 years either working for or with members of the British armed forces, I hope I can say, without fear of contradiction, that he can print that off, roll it up and shove it where the sun don't shine.

As someone who spent over 30 years either working for or with members of the British armed forces, I hope I can say, without fear of contradiction, that he can print that off, roll it up and shove it where the sun don't shine.

Good afternoon, Thomas. Thank you, my friend. Followed everyone. ☮️

This is a level of evil insanity that only the truly depraved can attain. Trump will burn in hell.

Yes!! Just doesn't bear thinking about.

I did wonder. I hadn't seen you for a while.

X is down.

Exactly!!

I'm vetting and blocking a lot of fake accounts. The tall Asian lady has moved from Twitter to here quite effectively, I see. Two thousand followers (99% male) and no posts. Come on, lads, start thinking with the organ between your ears.....

Thank you, Thomas.

I will.

That's lovely. They're wonderful companions.

That's good to see. Evie is grand. She was ill for a while last year but she's well now.

Thank you, JJ.

Good evening, Thomas. I hope you're well, mate.

Hello, Susanne. I'm still trying to be funny! It's lovely to see you. How are you?

I'm glad it went well. That's quite an x ray. I've had 2 hip replacements, which look great on an x ray, but I've never had a broken bone. I hope it's feeling easier today.

Good afternoon, Joe. I hope everything went well yesterday.

How are you doing? Still covered on cats?

They're very good therapists.

You'll be ambidextrous by Wednesday!! I'll check in with you through the week.

Good Lord. That must be very irritating.

Yes, our heat came from Spain, through France. I've seen a lot of Springsteen clips. He looked to be in fine form.

Hello, Joe. We've had a mini British heatwave. We could do with some of that rain. We're doing OK. I hope everything is good with you and yours.

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Was travelling on the bus earlier this week. A lady sat down next to me and started chatting.

Her: Do you have any pets?
Me: A goldfish.
Her: Any hobbies?
Me: He likes swimming.

I'm not here very often, but I'm now making an effort to catch up with my following back.
I should be up to date later today. Cheers.

I'm ok, Thomas. I hope you're doing well.

You're definitely going to lose. The dogs seem set on seeing the snacks up front before lifting a paw to help. Wise, very wise.

Very sensible. We've ignored news programmes for 4 years now. That looks to be very serious Scrabble. Could one of the other cats help you?

America is governed by some of the stupidest bastards to ever draw breath.