🌟june the human🌟

The American Revolution started over less

lessons I learnt from when you fell from heaven: transitioning turns you californian

i think the phrase “common sense” may be the most damaging thought terminating cliche that exists

this is blood libel against trans people, even if it gets discredited, it will never go away

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

Oupy?

"You can speak english with me it's fine" what if I killed myself

this Easter Sunday, don't give your tithings to the church, give them to a trans person in your life.
they're closer to God than anyone handling church money.

Ice cream is just a feeling. Ben and Jerry's, Häagen-Dazs, that's a feeling. Not an identity. @contrapoints.bsky.social

It took me a bunch of tries to get this right, I'm not used to this app

our dark mother the sea has run out of it" so you're like "this place sucks there's nothing dialectical or material about this food I'm leaving" (6/6)

"what's in the girl milkshake?" and contrapoints is like "das ewig weibliche, the archetype of the eternal feminine" and you're like "and wtf is that made of" and philosophy tube says "oestrogen, with an O, cause I'm bri'ish" and then contrapoints is like "actually we don't have any *E*strogen (5/6)

i need to speak to your manager" so then she calls over @theabigailthorn.bsky.social and she's like "yeah the husswirl milkshake is not really a milkshake, only the subjective construal of a milkshake, the meaning of a milkshake. I can replace it with a girl milkshake!" and you're like (4/6)

So then you get your food and you notice the large fries are the same as the medium fries cause the sizes are evenly distributed, and then the milkshake just tastes like subjectivity. So you tell ContraPoints "this milkshake just tastes like the aboutness of a milkshake, (3/6)

Then she's like "a cream cheese hegel? We don't have any hegels, because we're out of bread tubes. But you should try the cinnamon husswirl milkshake, it's a super fucking good milkshake." And you're like "okay I'll get one of those, with some Will To Powerade." (2/6)

that moment when you go to jack-halberstam-in-the-box and @contrapoints.bsky.social is like "welcome to our restaurant, gorge, I'll be your Judith Butler this evening, and then you're like "yeah can I get a John Berger with a large Marx fries and a cream cheese Hegel?" (1/6)

our dark mother the sea has run out of it" so you're like "this place sucks there's nothing dialectical or material about this food I'm leaving" (6/6)

contrapoints is like "das ewig weibliche, the archetype of the eternal feminine" and you're like "and wtf is that made of" and philosophy tube says "oestrogen, with an O, cause I'm bri'ish" and then contrapoints is like "actually we don't have any *E*strogen, (5/6)

so then she calls over theabigailthorn.bsky.social and she's like "yeah the husswirl milkshake is not really a milkshake, only the subjective construal of a milkshake, the meaning of a milkshake. I can replace it with a girl milkshake!" and you're like "what's in the girl milkshake?" and (4/6)

and you notice the large fries are the same as the medium fries cause the sizes are evenly distributed, and then the milkshake just tastes like subjectivity. So you tell ContraPoints "this milkshake just tastes like the aboutness of a milkshake, i need to speak to your manager" (3/6)

"a cream cheese hegel? We don't have any hegels, because we're out of bread tubes. But you should try the cinnamon husswirl milkshake, it's a super fucking good milkshake." And you're like "okay I'll get one of those, with some Will To Powerade." So then you get your food (2/6)

the sea has run out of it" so you're like "this place sucks there's nothing dialectical or material about this food I'm leaving" (6/6)

and contrapoints is like "das ewig weibliche, the archetype of the eternal feminine" and you're like "and wtf is that made of" and philosophy tube says "oestrogen, with an O, cause I'm bri'ish" and then contrapoints is like "actually we don't have any Estrogen, our dark mother (5/6)

manager" so then she calls over @theabigailthorn and she's like "yeah the husswirl milkshake is not really a milkshake, only the subjective construal of a milkshake, the meaning of a milkshake. I can replace it with a girl milkshake!" and you're like "what's in the girl milkshake?"(4/6)

So then you get your food and you notice the large fries are the same as the medium fries cause the sizes are evenly distributed, and the milkshake just tastes like subjectivity. So you tell ContraPoints "this milkshake just tastes like the aboutness of a milkshake, i need to speak to your (3/6)

Then she's like "a cream cheese hegel? We don't have any hegels, because we're out of bread tubes. But you should try the cinnamon husswirl milkshake, it's a super fucking good milkshake." And you're like "okay I'll get one of those, with some Will To Powerade." (2/6)

The tension that rises when release is imminent...

PANEL 1: MATTIE is accosted on the street by a MAN IN A SUIT. SUIT: Heyyyyy, so sorry but you're not supposed to be in public! SUIT: Hot-button issue. How do parents explain you to their kids? PANEL 2: Shot over MATTIE's shoulder. The SUIT is joined by a MAN IN A POLO SHIRT wearing an American flag hat. MATTIE: Okay but last year you were saying I was like stunning and brave and *slay* or whatever. SUIT: Ohh yeah. That was before I got yelled at by this gentleman here! PANEL 3: Reverse shot. MATTIE: Oh! Okay. What If *I* yelled at you. SUIT: Hmm! Not sure. PANEL 4: The POLO SHIRT man whispers in the SUIT's ear. SUIT: I'm actually being told that would be very violent of you.

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