limey 🔆🍉

has this always existed

hello!!!

illustration of a little critter with big round ears sitting at a desk with an open notebook, books, a mug of coffee, and a glass of water

i used no spotify

so no one was going to tell me that there are post notifications on here now…

i think yes

i’m thinking

thanks i guess

when muhammad ali really really needs to fart that’s gaseous clay

april is over

That poly impulse to hack relationships with tech 😭 I printed QR codes on my gf's panties. Her playmates get instant access to an info sheet on my (and our !) boundaries.

A bit nerdy? Yup. But what won her over?— "I 100% trust you. I want to trust your sweeties, too."

omg twins

recession indicator btw

i wish i lived in fraggle rock

i love a little post notification

hiiiiii

are there post notis on here yet

i should really start coming on here more often

scrubbing yourself from the internet is so fun

HOORAY

just not even showing me the option 💔 i looked in account help and it was like “yeah go to settings and privacy and scroll to the bottom!” which is a Lie

mark zuck wants me dead why is it impossible to delete a facebook account

pulling my hair out

NEED a slushy

sitting in the corner at the party playing duolingo

cheese :)

mb

which birthdays are cool ones

eating a baked potato