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JJ - it/any - 18 year alive streak - your local shapeshifting amoeboid cryptid selective fb but feel free to interact even if I don't :3 (as long as you aren't block evading me) https://stray-dogs.straw.page

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Latest posts by house-cats.bsky.social on Bluesky

guy larping as battat

10.02.2026 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't need shallow ass help from this stupid automaton whose "smartness" is completely overblown dude I need a coping mechanism and a half to actually do The Thing itself

10.02.2026 16:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

having executive dysfunction in this day and age is a drag cause literally everyone is telling me I need assistance from this stupid advanced autocorrect that just spews out word sequences that make sense but I don't wannaaaaaaaa

10.02.2026 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ใ‚Œใฌใ€œ

10.02.2026 13:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 174    ๐Ÿ” 75    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kinda Fucked Up that in our lifetimes we've gone from "never share personal info on the internet" to "hand over your identity to the most incompetent corporations imaginable".

09.02.2026 18:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10211    ๐Ÿ” 4779    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 43
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a close up of a person with their eyes closed and a bandaged hand . ALT: a close up of a person with their eyes closed and a bandaged hand .

www.instagram.com/ctrl_zulu?ig... um hi everyone i wanted to share the link to my beautiful gfs art insta bc she may make a potential comeback soon and id like to surprise her bith one billion new followers bc i lov her

(No pressure i Just thought it could be funny ๐Ÿ˜ญ)

10.02.2026 14:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

its fascinating how i manage to say so little in so many words.

10.02.2026 14:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what do we think about naomi bsd being hypersexual

10.02.2026 14:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

kenji bsd asexual pride

10.02.2026 14:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

untold origins manga consecration chapter cover............................................

10.02.2026 13:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

also natsume looks significantly more french with that mustache it's funny

10.02.2026 13:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i love how adachi-sensei draws murakami as like the prettiest guy in the room because Of Course he would be a pretty guy . it makes perfect sense

10.02.2026 13:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

one detail i really like about the untold origins manga is how ranpo's eyes are always open when he's properly deducing something . awesomesauce

10.02.2026 13:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

more people trapped by social media algorithms questionmark

10.02.2026 13:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#OneShot

07.02.2026 11:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1998    ๐Ÿ” 628    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

"it boy"? nonono, you misunderstood, im the IT guy

10.02.2026 12:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

gonna have to cancel your nitro, kitten. daddy doesn't support discord's decisions

09.02.2026 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 635    ๐Ÿ” 287    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

poob has it for you........................

10.02.2026 11:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

why don't you join Teamspeak? everyone's on Guilded right now. Guilded is basically Mumble. Join Revolt, join Rootapp, join Stoat. Stoat is Discord but better. Everyone's on Stoat, you'll love Stoat. Stoat has it for you.

09.02.2026 17:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1111    ๐Ÿ” 485    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

javascript be like "truth nuke!" and it's [object Object]

10.10.2025 19:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BROUILLONS SUR CIELBLEU ?!?!?!?!?!?!

10.02.2026 10:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this was funnier in my head

20.11.2024 04:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12667    ๐Ÿ” 4549    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 63    ๐Ÿ“Œ 43

theres glitter up my usb ports

10.02.2026 06:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oomf made me in lobocorp)

10.02.2026 06:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the most messed up part is there's literally no one to care for ranpo before this point cause fukuzawa was like the first permanent Acquaintance ever since his parents died so no one would notice if I possessed him hikaru style

10.02.2026 03:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the day I picked up ranpo side B

10.02.2026 03:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

actually this takes place before untold origins because I said so so I'm also gonna chat up old man fukuzawa and delete all his enemies from existence . if he notices and tries to kill me oh well

10.02.2026 03:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

anyways in my messed up evil au since these guys are 14 and 16 respectively they have not met (that would be like several years from this point in the normal timeline) except since I'm an all knowing being I Know Who You Are come into the forest kid

10.02.2026 03:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

???????????????????????? what are you doing Bro this ain't a horror skit

10.02.2026 03:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

leading poe bsd (16 yo) into the forest like IMAGE_FRIEND

10.02.2026 03:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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