Mackenzie 💚She/Her

My family: “We don’t invite you to things because for years we’d invite you and you always said no so we stopped asking.”
Me: You mean the years I was in MIDDLE SCHOOL?!? You don’t invite me to things because when I was 13 I didn’t wanna hang out with you?!? I’m 20!

Ice skating is truly the most humbling winter activity. I’m taking deep breathes trying to find my inner peace to be okay with traveling via knives as a shimmy around the ice at a pace of a snail, meanwhile a dozen small children skate circles around me.

There’s no way that Luxuriate is a real word!

Y’all I got that tickle on my throat, pray for me

I’ve never been more pissed off in my life

Eating at the airport is so scary like what do you mean I have to open my mouth and inhale airport air?

I’m just gonna say it, Grim makes ugly babies

I hope you know that everytime I look at the word “Bluesky” I read it as Blueski

I was so excited to watch the DWTS finale “live” (I live in PST so we don’t actually get it live live) since I don’t have work but then I remembered I’m gonna be on an airplane

Every once in a while I do try to get sims famous just in case y’a know? Like I’d be a good content creature if I had an attention span to edit things and not abandon my legacy challenges halfway through.

Boop

Should I get freaky (pull an all nighter to play the sims so I can sleep all day tomorrow)?

My "left wing twitter" is like 30% bird pictures and for some reason that makes perfect sense?

I appreciate that my current discover page on here is just pictures of birds. I have no relation to birds, never had an algorithm recommend me birds before, but I appreciate it.

A government run by billionaires will never be for the people.