The Dependent Clause

I reserve my blame for the people actually running for office and holding power.

Yeah honestly if I’d seen it earlier I wouldn’t have bothered taking the guy seriously

I have less than zero tolerance for vote-scolding the left, especially right now

“Please stop kidnapping and killing us”

“THERE YOU GO WITH THE PURITY POLITICS AGAIN”

Cool, cool. We’ll just be here in MN getting shot and tear gassed and watching kids get taken at school drop off while you shake your finger and lecture people.

That cool? Colorado nice and rosy right now? No masked paramilitaries on Broadway? Encanto not closed due to cooks being kidnapped?

I went to the thread and saw vote shaming and Islamophobia

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh what

Preemptive surrender, always a winning strategy

"Cops are unpredictable animals who will kill you if you upset them" is somehow the pro-cop position in this country.

Does this mean they also stand for abolishing ice and a free Palestine lmao of course they don’t

In true Dem fashion they spent 7 years diminishing and slandering her before making a performative gesture of support once it was popular and safe to do so

[Nigel Tufnel voice] this Marquee Moon goes to 17 minutes

There’s a reason Threads is referred to as “the gas leak app”

An ICE agent covered head-to-toe in body cams, just thousands of tiny cameras, beating the shit out of an old woman. That's the bipartisan dream

Post from Dee Chan @deechan17.bsky.social If Kamala had been elected Minneapolis would not have been turned into a war zone where people are gunned down in the streets. 4:45 PM • Jan 28, 2026

Counterpoint: fuck you

Photo of Rep. Ilhan Omar with fist raised at a man who attacked her at a town hall, with two observers behind her

New MN state flag just dropped

If they’re still here for Porch Weather they’re going to be so surveilled

During a confrontation yesterday every time an agent started talking I just yelled “Nope!” and started whistling. Extremely satisfying

TIM WALZ JUST TEXTED ME TO FUNDRAISE FOR HIS LEGAL DEFENSE FUND WHEN I AM HEMORRHAGING MONEY SO MY NEIGHBORS DONT GET EVICTED BECAUSE THEY CANT LEAVE THEIR HOUSE TO WORK

GO
FUCK
YOURSELF
TIM
WALZ

EVICTION MORATORIUM NOW

Of course he would make the baby live in an observatory

The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.”

That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.

We can microdose It Happening, as a treat

it's still very bad and people are still getting kidnapped and hurt and there are still many, many fights left before this is over, but let's stop and appreciate that Greg Bovino came to Minnesota a Nazi and is leaving a punchline.

2026 was going to be the year I “get serious again” about “making music again” and “performing live again” and, well …

Jealous! I only have the 2

I'm hardly one to judge, but that's a lot of dependent clauses

People on the roof of Cheapo Records at 26th Ave & Nicollet Ave S in Minneapolis

One of the best organizers I know in the Twin Cities has a great line, "We can't always take away the hurt, but we can take away the alone."