Alexi Wolfe

My boss once asked if I wanted a cookie in a somewhat similar context. I said yes.

Next morning there was a cookie on my desk.

Great boss.

The "no" placement 💀💀💀

I still think that it needs to be a law where if a politician is asked a question, it must be directly answered in the first sentence as succinctly as possible, and THEN context may be added if needed.

This brings me joy.

*feverish dog sounds*

That's so awesome, congratulations!!!

👇👇

It's incredible how good you can feel when you give your body the hydration and electrolytes it needs to operate.

And rather terrifying when you don't.

Anybody wanna bring me dinner? I don't want to get out of comfy warm bed ><

Yeah but there's going to be a learning curve for w11 too. That's all I'm saying.

A rectangular pillow that says in big red letters: What And I cannot stress this enough The fuck

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OK, but is that based off of old reputation, or a recent experience? Sure there's a learning curve, but modern Linux is VASTLY superior to where it was 10 or even 5 years ago.

And, it's way faster.

But to each their own, just don't want to see you waste money

Obligatory "have you looked into the Linux option" post.

"I feel that if we in public television can only make it clear that feelings are mentionable and manageable, we will have done a great service for mental health"
- Fred Rogers

Good LORD he went hard. I miss Mr. Rogers something fierce.

soup frog but he small 🐸

Here's how we handle manchildren on the Steam forums at No More Robots:

You belong to me, boy.

That cock? Mine to keep locked.

Bathroom? I choose when, and if, you get to use one.

Understood?

Fox has been added into the game, and with this we're about ready to upload the new build for betatesting!
#babaisyou

Yeah no, we're totally not gonna have a civil war in the next few years.

This looks like a row of 5.25" floppy disks.

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best friends 🐸🦕

If Jesus were alive in the USA today, he would he abducted by ICE and shot on his way to a prison in El Salvador for being too liberal.

I can’t believe I have to say this, but historically, masked men who kidnap families in the middle of the night are usually not the good guys.

Weird thing where people say “no one could have predicted it” when really what they mean is their political commitments and orientation were such that they ignored everyone who was predicting it

Sorry but “no one could have“ and you having your head stuck up your ass are two different situations

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Going to bed early and LOVING IT

Such a good boy!!!