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Work: Please send this report by EOD today!!!
Three full days later: we identified an error in the reporting, please hold on distribution!!!!

Some of y’all really need to consider that the woman you’re being rude to might be in a calorie deficit and on a very high dose of Wellbutrin

They should invent a mom who doesn’t tell everyone in the state your business

Well boys I started reading (listening to) Lonesome Dove and it really is all that

Low stakes Canadian television is all my brain can tolerate at the moment

Letterkenny fucking sucks yet I’m halfway through season 2

Millennials get too much shit for things outside of our control and not enough shit for ruining classic recipes with biscoff

Every time my BAC goes above 0.0001 I rant to my husband about basque waist versus drop waist dresses

Do you tell the waitstaff at your favorite Mexican restaurant that you’re moving out of state, yes or no

How corporate middle managers feel when they end an email with “go cats!”

No one prepares you for hitting the age where all your friends are in shitty marriages but refuse to file for divorce and use you as a trauma dump

In case you thought I was exaggerating even a little

One man loses his shit (big surprise) and the internet immediately says “here’s EVERYTHING there is to know about this man’s innocent wife and three children”

Quentin Tarantino is right, 15 year old Austin Butler would have been much better to play Eli. Maybe he had a scheduling conflict with Hannah Montana

Me after I finally finish boycotting all the companies y’all tell me to

I can see his skin tone underneath 💀

Let’s get thanksgiving over with

Really dreading the day at work when I’m forced to tell my coworkers that I don’t use AI because I have a functioning brain

The cloves I bought at aldi 15 years ago are probably still good right

I’m glad that the “figure it out, you should have been listening” lesson we all learned as schoolchildren does not apply to middle managers in the corporate world whatsoever.

Champagne Supernova is 7.5 minutes long and there’s really no reason for it

The dog chills on the couch with his hand on his wiener like a real man should

One thing I can’t possibly give a shit about. Tear the whole damn thing down

I think of myself as a forgiving person but I saw a girl who was mean to me in 4th grade today and kinda wanted to rock her shit

Do they know that’s a school night??

Old floppy drive with printed label 'Works, but makes Sad Noises'

Got my performance review.

I love traveling by myself bc eavesdropping is my favorite activity

If Charlie Kirk were a fourth-grader or high school student, we'd no longer be talking about him.

I saw a one eyed cat at the weed store if that’s something you’re interested in

“Autism isn’t real” this boomer just made the sports bar change the channel from college football to the car restoration channel