Jessica 🦊

Dear Greeting Card Writers,

Do we really need *so many* cards talking about farting as you get older? I implore you to be more creative.

Love,
Me

Wearing my Spring Day socks with my boots because I wish it was… 🌸

Every episode of #PopCultureJeopardy this kerning makes me nuts 😖

My tv mount looks like a shocked Batman

Throwback! 📕 🍕

Walter Mitty and the clementine cake

I’ve been wanting to make this cake for years, and I’m finally doing it. I hope it turns out ok

i wish you all a happy start to the third least productive work week of the calendar year, defeated only by december 23 and december 30. may your email auto-replies be bountiful and your friendly reminders sparse

Wait, the timeline here is called a skyline? I love that 😄

✌🏻

Shoutout to whoever invented the ability to make the printer staple the papers for you

[Repost @/FallonTonight]

Loading… @/bts_bighit’s Jin makes his solo Tonight Show debut Wednesday, November 20th at 11:35/10:35c on @/nbc! 🫰 #JinOnFallon #FallonTonight

I have a lot of thoughts and they all boil down to the fact that I don’t like where we are and I don’t like where we’re headed

BTS performing Just One Day

Why is it that whenever I see there’s a BTS special on the k-pop channel I absolutely must stop what I’m doing and watch it, no matter how many times I’ve already seen it?

BTS

Happy ARMY day! 💜

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green rushes to Blue with great news. Both are full of excitement. Green: The ice is melting! Blue: The spring is here! The foxes dash into action. Green: Time to prepare for summer! Blue: Where are the carrot seeds? Green turns to look at Blue as Blue abruptly changes directions. Blue: I'm going to get my moped! Green: I'll come with you! The foxes stand at the door, looking outside, disappointed but not surprised. It's snowing, and the wind is blowing hard, obscuring the foxes here and there. Blue: Ah. A snowstorm. Green: It heard us planning.

Niles on The Nanny saying “Why would anyone buy a fake cake?”

Namjoon: Don’t forget about us
Me:

I’m always a slow reader but what’s motivated me this year is the library’s reading challenge that has a prize of $20 Target gift card woohoo 😂