Jay Skeets

Kid has the worst luck man

I be wanting a break from this sh*t for real.

How do you start the process to become non-binary?

Refer to me as “They/Them”

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People keep telling me to listen to a bill Simmons podcast and I’ve never gotten anything of value from listening to his whiney, nasally, trash ass Boston voice. I hate when people like him talk about shit he don’t know shit about. I hate that fucking dude bruh.

I've said it two different articles now, but the Pelicans need to pay the piper and go get a real starting center.

Missi, Karlo, Looney is in contention for worst center rotation in the league. One injury to that group and it almost assuredly is.

No point in letting the inevitable happen

cancel culture doesn't exist, exhibit 9000

Proproganda I will NEVER be falling for:

Non black women treat black men better than black women treat black
men.

Zion Williamson's Contract Set To Become Fully Guaranteed For The 2025-26 Season Contractual Nuggets and More

Zion Williamson's Contract Set To Become Fully Guaranteed For The 2025-26 Season

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Don’t nothing piss me off more than unnecessary ass shit

Missi looking like a JAG should tell folks everything about the Pels needing to get serious about getting a big that can play but it won’t.

Not a single assist to be had

Pelicans gotta go get a serious big if they foreal about winning. They don’t have one currently

The Herb Jones Extension Is A Win For Everyone A win for the Pelicans, a win for Herb Jones, a win for the new CBA

The Herb Jones Extension is a win for everyone
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Welp I tweeted this too late 😂

Pelicans and forward Herb Jones have mutually agreed to a three-year extension with $68 million. Huge discount to stay in New Orleans long term. Could have easily gotten more somewhere else as one of the best defenders in the NBA. He was also a highly coveted trade target across the league.

Can’t wait to read @fearthebrown.bsky.social thoughts on this Herb deal. We will know the present and future impact of this deal soon enough.

Pels gotta go get a big and just let Missi be the rotational big he is. You’re going to struggle over a 82 game season to play defense and rebound if he is the guy night in and night out.

This is an Angel Reese fan account.

Top of meme: A roaring dinosaur from Jurassic Park with the caption “Democrats fighting Zohran Mamdani” Bottom of meme: “Barney the purple dinosaur with the caption “Democrats fighting Donald Trump.”

He’s doing this while having 2 brown children, and there are people who think that interracial relationships somehow end racism.

Damn The Torpedoes Four bells, Captain Dumars, go ahead! Pelicans, full speed!

I think the Pelicans should throw caution to the wind and just go get Walker Kessler. Next year's pick is a sunk cost, but the opportunity to grab an elite defensive bit is too good to pass up.
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Pels are not looking to move Murphy or Herb Jones so no. There is not.

Why would the pels be trading for players based off who Poole wants to play?

My God.

I don’t think anyone actually watched Yves Missi play last year. That man cannot play a lick of defense or rebound.

The Pelicans have a $7M fourth year option on Jordan Hawkins.

If you look at the caliber of player signed for $7M and under this summer, there's no argument to keep him around

this idea of a perfect candidate or perfect party is coming from such a place of privilege. we have been making lemonade from battered, knock kneed lemons for 400 plus years.

Pels fans coping under the guise of “at least we’re being aggressive” is mindblowing to me bruh lmao fuck being smart I guess

I just want to know when did Jordan Poole become a point guard?