Title: How to focus on writing your book
There follow eleven tiny images telling a story. The captions read:
Turn your devices off (a writer with a phone and laptop. The screens are dark).
Put them in a drawer.
Lock the drawer.
Throw away the key.
Leave the house.
Do not look back.
Keep to backroads and hedgerows.
Feel your old life slip away. (the writer has shed his clothes)
Sleep by day.
Forage in the evening.
Write by the light of the moon
When you have a passable first draft, commit a minor crime and use your phone call to contact your agent. (the naked writer is in a prison holding a phone while an unamused police officer looks on).
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Urgh, it's Monday again. Started the day well by repotting a plant (Paula) who was on the lean. Am trying to muster myself to start work early but it's honestly not going well π« Who has something that's not soul destroying planned for today?
19.05.2025 05:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I just discovered synaesthesia is more common in autism. I have sequence-space synaesthesia - I can see numbers and the year and the week as a spatial form. Certain parts are higher or squarer. How about the rest of my autistic brethren, is anyone a synaesthete?
30.04.2025 03:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Now on the 3rd LOTR book on Audible. Feel the need to buy the Middle Earth atlas cos I have no clue! Then of course I'll need to listen to it all again.
14.03.2025 19:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Finished The Hobbit in Audible. Interesting to see where the film embellished the story. Started Lord of the Rings this morning. Only 22 hours for the first book!
10.02.2025 08:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Ah, the Tories never disappoint
06.02.2025 17:16 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
Impressive! What do your letters stand for Iain?
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Ah the fun of running on adrenaline instead of dopamine! Marking from 03:30 until 08:30 this morning to hit a deadline. Short breather then on to the next deadline. I wonder what it's like not to do things at the last minute? π
31.01.2025 11:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
And so it begins...
30.01.2025 11:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Jeez, this insidious creep of nationalism is worrying. This has implications for every aspect of life. Don't think anything is immune...
30.01.2025 07:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
New bat tattoo also. In hind sight I should have had it bigger, but hey ho #tattoo
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Tattooed thumbs! New addition.
29.01.2025 10:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
What an excellent but exhausting weekend. Went to teach on a dissertation residential school run by the university psychology society, and also on a neurodiversity symposium they were running at the same time. Met some lovely people and I feel my AuDHD journey was well received #ADHD #autism
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It was fun! I really enjoyed it, nobody fell asleep, and it was perfectly timed. Take that, imposter syndrome! π
17.01.2025 15:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Giving a new lecture on a module I haven't taught today - why am I so nervous? It's a really simple introduction to psychology lecture that actually looks quite fun. Ah, the imposter syndrome never goes away!
17.01.2025 06:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
My ADHD brain has real trouble focusing on reading. I've recently discovered Audible - listening to books on my 5km walk every morning is a revelation. Currently 6 chapters into The Hobbit. I can see this is a delightful rabbit hole to disappear down. Any recommendations? π€
10.01.2025 09:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Wow, 9 years π
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The Time Machine...
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Keir Starmer must stop pandering to the hard-right on immigration.
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03.12.2024 12:39 β π 51 π 20 π¬ 1 π 4
Loving my students' presentations today - this is the part that reminds me why I do this π
26.11.2024 12:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Knee with a big purple bruise
Icy floor + me = ouch!
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A new place! Still exploring and finding people to follow. I am absolutely rubbish at this, so this could be my one and only post!
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