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#fpl A 40k or so green so no complaints. Van Hecke to Timber for GW26 probably the easiest transfer decision of the season.

#fpl GW25 is one to survive! 1FT so Saka becomes Rogers. Had fleeting thoughts on Timber in for a hit… but instead I’ll just hope he keeps quiet for this GW. Bruno with the armband, OR 428k. Good luck all!

In life, I’m a huge optimist. It’s only that FPL brings out my negative side 😀

Equally, hopefully it isn’t a sign that Enzo is coming off injured after 25 mins 😜

In a worthy but long online work meeting. So I have been working out how my #FPL auto subs have done this season. 31 points across 10 subs. The ’highlight‘ has been Minteh with 11 points in GW12. Would we settle for one round of bench jam per season? Back to the millstone…

Same here - will welcome him with open arms

A much needed and welcomed green arrow, especially after the Saka news and last minute Brighton double clean sheet wipe out after the first round of matches. Will take the 140k rise and move on… #fpl

I had Van Hecke coming in for Saka as well. Oof!

No Saka. Oh well, maybe Van Hecke can come off the bench and join his comrade Vebruggen for a cheeky double clean sheet? But, alas, #fpl doesn’t seem to like nice things… (especially this season).

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I would be tempted in your position. A coin toss but maybe Rice edges it (if you’re happy with that triple up for down the line?)

B for me… I think I prefer keeping Ekitike over VVD but it’s a close one

I‘m just hedging my bets - might switch to Dub and Van Hecke… could be shiny new (very cheap) toy syndrome when it comes to Hill.

This is how I line up for #fpl GW24. Last couple of weeks have been brutal. I hope for some sort of variance inspired redemption 🙏 Let me know if my starting XI / bench is out of order..

The final words of Icarus:

Hi Grumpyman, here’s my contribution to cheer you up 👍

A good week to have a very good gameweek! Nice one

I have three free transfers and I will likely use all of them. Bruno is definitely coming in. Probably Enzo as well. With Ekitike or Saka as cash cows I do have options and look forward to playing around with them 😀

All out for 24. Comfortably the worst gameweek I’ve ever had. My previous worst was last week. And I quite like my team on paper! Nevermind, changes coming… #fpl

I have the 6 1 pointers but only 20 points (with Tarki to play). Would you mind lending me some of your Semenyo points 👍😂 Also, all these Haaland blanks… shades of this time last season (shudder)

I’m currently on 20 with Def Con Tarki to play. The state of this gameweek, I would probably settle for a 4 pointer 😂 Good luck with Garner… he’s always been good the few times I’ve seen Everton.

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One pointers assemble for last battle…

6 on the pitch, 3 on the bench (for the tie breaker)

Apparently not 😂 1 more to go

GW live rank solidarity 👍

Desperate stuff

#FPL disaster class. 4 to go… surely the only way is up…

Definitely one for the ages!

I’ll tell you what’s #fpl heritage… seeing how many 1 pointers you can get in a single GW (4 out of 5 so far)

#fpl Oh no! I missed the leaks. Damage limitation hat on 😂

#fpl Changes are on the horizon so what’s one more red arrow, among friends? Limping (and rolling) into this one - what will be, will be #GW23 OR: 333k