Denini

When people say “let’s address the elephant in the room” they usually mean “let’s clue in the autistic dummy” or at least that’s how I process it.

I’ve been up since like 5am. Would be nice if my body would let me nap

The addition of club culture is the worst thing to ever happen to restaurants

hey everyone interested in migrating to #blacksky,

if you accidentally made a second account and want to merge both of them into one, lemme know and i can help!

DM me here or on instagram (username: dapurplesharpie) and I'll help you merge them 🫡

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It’s ok to just be quiet!

Accurate😂😂😂

Damn! I was hoping someone was alright

I’m not tired or being lonely, I’m tired of being alone

How does one live? Like how do you plan for life? I feel severely unprepared.

I just need to be held, cuddled and told everything is going to be okay.

I just wanna be laid up

They laid with a Caucasian and got they power took like space jam

He needs to be *** ****

Y'all don't help your kids with homework, you don't have fruitful conversation with them, you don't take their behavioral issues at school seriously, I feel like the LEAST you can do is get an extra pack of markers and tissues like be fr

The GOP Attempted Coverup Is Not Working In The Rest Of The World. Also, Donald Trump Is In The Epstein Files.

Scotland doesn’t miss…

I be skipping right to dinner plans. If it ain’t brunch, I don’t really be caring for breakfast. Baby what’s for lunch? 😂

My “get back” is just getting smarter, wiser, prettier, sexier, richer, wealthier, healthier, and happier

I do not give a fuck about getting revenge

If the kisses not like this then leave me be!!

Every time I gave a fuck, that fuck, fucked me over

Phil collins had to be on some type of drug to create the masterpiece that is “In the air tonight” I will forever love this song.

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Does nobody in the city know how to fucking drive???!!! I hate houston traffic and drivers!! 😡😡😡😡😡

Me and all 4 of my eyes 😂😂

Yall all week I thought I was dying. Come to find out it’s just pollen kicking my ass. Shout out to benedryl yall the real one

Calling all big backs and small stack that like to have real good snack attacks!! Yeah my bars are lame but these shits is good as fuck

If I say something…….

What the fuck is going on??!! I leave and come back and people getting packed up like hotdogs?