jules

Chasing Raimi

I read some of the stuff this morning but somehow missed that the dope in this game looks like this. I figured it was just some flying drone robot thing. Holy crap, dude!

look out now, you may catch me singin'.

now this is what i call rain

hate to see other people living your dream.

was having flashbacks to G4 ninja warrior marathons when i struggled to run up that wall bit at the end.

the camera probably has a lot to do with it tbh. it all just winds up feeling like a nice, warm bath.

maybe i should try another tomb raider game but when i picked up the 2000s prince of persia something immediately clicked for me in a way TR:Anniversary didn't.

great new picture to reply to AI bullshit with

gone fishin'

From this minister's op-ed: "People wanting to experience God are more likely to meet the Divine trying to shut down the Broadview, Illinois, ICE facility than we ever were in church...God does not live in our houses of worship, but...with those who are bearing the brunt of cruelty in this moment."

COBBLER: Oh woe is me! I'm too poorly to finish these fine leather shoes!

~next day~
COBBLER: Goodness! My work was finished overnight with perfect craftsmanship by kindly elves!

~that night~
COBBLER: (loudly) Oh how dearly I need to shave my armpits, pubic mound, legs and anus with no razor burn!

to be fair, I bet "I'd take a bullet for you" hits different when it comes from a Kennedy

update

only if each of his metal tentacles gets a cabinet position.

i will only accept a gender reveal if there's some sort of ladder match involved.

(when an app asks me to put in an 8-digit code to log in) mister big shot over here. 6 digits ain't good enough for him no more. he wants two whole extra digits, well la dee da (voice gets lower and quieter) you think you're better than everyone else? that what this is? think you're better than me?

gender: ask me later

tweet quoting my who's this clown tweet, reading "this post ripped through my early 20s friend group with the power of mgmt’s electric feel a few years prior. we’d be at the bar on molly giggling and chainsmoking and referring to strangers as “not even one of the better known clowns” all night. instant classic"

extremely delightful to be retroactively validated in all my most self-indulgent mid-20s narcissicisms. "you know who I bet is reading my posts? extremely cool hot girls. I bet they're reading them to each other out loud and talking about how funny I am"

Tweet by @BestCryptids: Screw anthropologists and Hollywood special effects artists, the REAL experts are weighing in now. Thumbnail from a YouTube video titled "A Fur Suit Designer Analyzes The Patterson-Gimlin Footage" by Crash-Course Cryptozoology.

They should add OJ the Alien and Dr. Dazzle to Metroid Prime 4.

Much love to our friends who are aghast over the Metroid Prime 4 developments, but we have to say it: it’s really, *really* funny

a child’s worksheet where her answer to the question “what sounds might cause things to vibrate in your home?” with a somewhat-more-than-stick-figure drawing of her daddy and two of his friends having band practice.

in 2018 this is how my kid used a school assignment to say that band practice is noisy

“I saved fitty men!” - Pope Cotton Hill

woah, somehow this is the first time i'm seeing turuiemon.

wondering if there's ever been a fork in a digivolution where they can either a) get a shirt and be this one dude or b) get pants and be this other dude.

while fumbling to unhook her bra: uh...i think we have time for a donation.

princess kaiba comm 👑
#yugioh #art