Esper Quinn 💠

革ジャンセーラー（赤）

nice

i have avoided falling into the Horse Girl Trap so far, haven’t touched the game. but i have been in the room while @rippy.bsky.social watches the anime, and it seems like the best part of the series is absolutely the Meijiro McQueen/Gold Ship dynamic

They have gained an Aura. Your boobs now do an AOE cast when you enter the room rather than being purely Melee

day 3 of progesterone: i don’t know if my boobs are actually bigger, but they *feel* bigger. they’re bigger emotionally.

everybody gangsta til the violent delights have violent ends 🙄

Unless that story is "five issues of Cyclops going John Brown berserk," keep it.

Bud, you can't send Cyclops back to 1776! Do you know how many slaveowners he would kill?! Rachel would have to go back and get him because Storm vanished from the space-time continuum.

lightning farron from final fantasy 13

15 years of lightning

There's something you can do with both Batgirl and Barbatos The Evil Bat Devil God being named Barb, but I'm not sure what yet. Maybe they get their coffee orders mixed up

Cosmogrand Zenith - 2W Creature - Human Soldier (M) Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, choose one -- -Create two 1/1 white Human Soldier creature tokens. -Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Cosmogrands of the Celestial Palatinate always seek to expand their grip on the Edge. 2/4

i keep thinking her name is Zenith and wondering why this card isn't legendary

there are cubs fans, and then there are cleveland browns fans, and then there's whoever is holding tight to azorius control in this standard format.

lol. but also, lmao.

maybe the best post ever. i feel comfortable calling this the best post ever

paying 1 life to fetch my groceries at the Bloodstained Meijer

today's gender

Incredible things happening at airport security in toronto

if nobody else got me, i know cityscape leveler got me. eh destroys a permanent a turn, fights through removal for another turn, ramps out by t5 and doesn’t afraid of anything

cyber girls

stealing john gruber’s joke: I don’t drink, i don’t smoke weed, i just watch big brother every year and lie about drinking and smoking

jimmy, with the shorts and the gloves you look like a pool boy who commits murders #bigbrother #bb27

banger post right here

listening to differentcore. it's not necessarily better.

seeing a lot of "i asked chatgpt a dozen questions and it got them WRONG!" on the timeline and maybe we don't need to keep feeding rainforest to the liar machine to prove it lies

That would make the most sense, but I’d like to imagine there is just one Warner Brothers exec who is obsessed with Gollum and always suggests media involving him in meetings

my theory is that the licensing fees on lord of the rings are broken up by specifics like "main series" and "hobbit series" and for some reason "gollum" which is by far the cheapest

ROY: "The story was just a trick to get you to do something for me." - from The Fall (2006)

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