CubFanMike

Brand name fuct tape?

Incomplete, sack, dump it short, puny, yeah this looks familiar

I am both happy that we had a woman ump today and at the same time how did it take until 2025 for this to happen?

It's kind of embarrassing to have this be a thing.

He did get free of the White Sox, at least.

Happy for him.

It's August Busch owns the Cardinals

A reminder, you never under any circumstances have to hand anything to the Cardinals.

Fuck the Cardinals.

I hope Anthony Rizzo his wife Emily and Kevin are all having a fantastic day on his birthday and all the baseball executives that didn't sign him and deprived us of his awesomeness have a nasty peptic ulcer and can't find their tums.

Look out, sir, there's a man with a subpoena behind you again

The first step to solving most problems with "society" is recognizing the problem is you and not "society".

You can't change society, or other people, you can only change yourself. Do different things, get different results.

Start by never using the word females again.

Compare and contrast the Michael Soroka Era with the 2016 Brian Matusz Era

Willi Castro won the trade deadline!

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1-0? under two hours, that's a dub.

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Time to buckle those seatbelts

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Willi Castro, kitteridge, Soroka.

That's it?

There is no virtue in being late.

None. Zero.

It's indefensible and if you are chronically late, you're wrong, do better.

If that's sanctimony, I'll wear it.

a group of men are sitting around a table and one of them says hello anybody home ? Alt: It would be nice to spend some Rickettsbucks here

Can someone put a reminder on Jeds calendar to do something?

Moises!

I'm fine if he pees on his hands too if it leads to bases loaded doubles,

#Cubs

I am really trying not to see the irony in the fact that on the day Jed Hoyer got a five year extension, the Cubs came up short of the Brewers (again)

When you can't out executive a team with what, 1/2 the revenue? Maybe we ought to have poached their front office instead of the manager.

RIP Ryne Sandberg.

Class act.

#FuckCancer

Asking a priest about sex is like asking MAGA about ethics, they don't understand the basic concept.

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Really didn't have to make it that close.

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Dansby with a RISPY hit

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Okay, I'm now free to watch the game so the Cubs should score a bunch of runs now.

Was not aware that Vinnie Pasquantino was Italian for Eugenio Suarez

sheesh.

Well, that's not great Rea

#Cubs

Can't lose if you give up zero

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Hitting Neifi Perez and Corey Patterson ahead of what Derrek Lee that yar, as often as Dusty did, was a firable offense.

So when people tell me Dusty got a raw deal or something, I just point to that.

It was a criminal waste of what was n mvp type year.

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But man, the Dodgers suck. WTF

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