Emilija L. Ducks

Made song lyrics by Ian. Art by Vukobrat art

ditto.fm/pronouns-ian...

@emilijalikesducks.bsky.social @hallamlondon.bsky.social

I don't...care a hate spewing person in America is dead. I feel nothing about that. I am, however, irritated there's so many posts online asking me to play mommy to emotionally stunted right-wingers who could just mourn alongside people who actually liked him.

Dwp: oh you want to reschedule the appointment? You can't do it online, you need to call us directly on the phone.

Me: Wait wasn't the whole point of me telling you I'm abroad on these dates that I'm letting you know I'm not available for calls?

Dwp: hehe

Me: here's exact dates I'm out of the country so that you don't send a letter or make an appointment during that time.

Dwp: cool here's a letter arriving after you leave telling you you have an assessment while you are abroad.

Me: wtf, I said ill be gone? Please reschedule it.

I have a lifetime of blunt opinions, accompanied by drastic change in light of evidence that makes going to bed at a reasonable time very difficult

I was just thinking...it's wild that I've never stepped on my laptop with my full weight. That's kinda impressive for me

Amanda Palmer is 15 years younger than Neil Gaiman. She had less renown, and in the power exchange dynamic was Submissive. People immediately jumping in to make this about how "She was always awful so I should've known" have internalised misogyny.

I have this lingering fear that no-one close to me will say to my face the cruelest parts of me the way an enemy would

Yessss

Told a friend about Christmas cake

That's actually not true, I have I believe the term is "bazonka aooogas." I call them my sunken ships because they'd have been great on someone who wanted them, and I am great at shitposting. All my posting is shit.

Why is it that sometimes a particularly striking pun makes me feel *anger*?

Red red red - Fiona Apple

I'd like to think my writing is an act of rebellion, but I keep writing love poems. And then I keep thinking there's more important things in the world.

All my exes can suck it, my greatest heartache was discovering that I am a Dark Winter, and olive green did not make my skin pop

:'( I have spoiled it, god I'm sorry. I did love it though. It wasn't "so bad it's good," but it was silly, and I will watch it again as a comfort film

That gay one where Kristen Stewart had the audacity to not pick Aubrey Plaza wait

"Happiest season"

Okay, I'm just gonna drop my linktree here in case you wanna hear my music or donate to my cause (rent, that little rotating cleaning brush, spicy soba noodles, etc) linktr.ee/emilijalikes...

Damn forgot to say I'm primarily a musician

Hello I am queer and also a poet, please follow me for very emotionally charged absurdism, shitposting and poetry #qpoetrycomrades

I mean come the fuck on already

the one which filled my form out, took me out, reached for my heart, made me feel, ripped it out, threw it on the ground, drove a heavy tank over it, parked the heavy tank nearby, came back to spit on it, then asked me over and over in my father's voice "Now do you understand why I had to do that?"

Making a dating form is great because you notice a bunch of fascinating human behaviour, like the loudest ones to go I FILLED IT OUT LOOK AT ME are the ones that get the lowest score, basic defensive mechanisms like negging and "I'm just filling this out for fun, I'm not interested," and 1/2

my favorite animal is me after i realize someone exploited my kindness and is now using manipulative tactics expecting patterns from my past to keep me docile.

Photograph featuring an embroidery hoop on a pale wooden surface with an image of a figure in black thread sewn on tbe cream material the figure a young woman is shown braiding her long hair with thread that produdesqq from the image and wears a striped top

Sheena Liam, contemporary embroidery artist of Malaysian Chinese descent

I went on one date and forgot to breathe. This is why I have a dating form, lads, because my moon is in Pisces(I have bipolar)

I need you to know that every poem I have ever written is a love poem. Especially the ones that seem like they aren’t.