Mike Peters

Clearly had much time on his hands while sat on the bench last night.

You’re a journalist Paul. That bloke isn’t a journalist.

He’s a right-wing shill who is dating Majorie Taylor Greene & is there because the current administration doesn’t like proper scrutiny & only wants fawning soft-balls when the press corp are there.

You’re the ones that allowed the media in there, you (allegedly) sofa-shagging lickspittle!

Now, because it’s backfired & you look like the wazzocks you are, you’re trying to gaslight the man who has come to you to attempt to end a war that has killed thousands of his countrymen & women.

Shame.

Despite Andy Hinchcliffe’s best attempts to ruin it with his co-commentary. #moodhoover

The full list is as follows…

#toast

Add this guy to the list of greats to have played at The Globe…

Bless.

If there is a Bohemian Rhapsody based ‘Star Marmoush’ joke made in the analysis here, I’ll be immensely disappointed. #MOTD

Got an extra hash brown free yesterday with my Maccies breakfast. ✅

Found a fiver on the floor earlier. ✅

Updated the firmware on my studio hardware & as a result it is no longer compatible with my old MacBook. So have had to buy a Mac mini. ❌

As Meatloaf said, 2 out of 3 ain’t bad. 😏

So wish we could have kept Hummel for another season or 2. ☹️

Awful design, disgusting prices.

Anyone got Peter Gabriel’s number?

What day is bin day in Trafford?

Worried that in that coat Ian Wright might be collected & sent to landfill.

#EmiratesFACup #MUNLEI

7 push notifications from Cricinfo in the last half hour & the ODI hasn’t even started yet.

Anyone would think India were playing… 😏

Daniel Craig holding a parrot

59 today. Happy birthday Mr. Rick Astley.

Davey Moyes la

Trump is using a new bronzer then?

Trump is using a new bronzer then?

Tomorrow’s Liverpool ECHO front page 💕

As if we needed any more evidence of Pearson’s grimness. She would rather those families had to endure a horrific trial so she could have some more conspiracy nonsense to spout. It is beggars belief that she is employed as a ‘journalist.’

Anyone else poured their first glass/bottle of wine/arsenic of the evening yet?

#TrumpInauguaration

Let the memes begin! #Trump

He’s pardoned Steven Toast.

a man in a suit and hat is standing in front of a body of water and saying `` im still standing '' . ALT: a man in a suit and hat is standing in front of a body of water and saying `` im still standing '' .

I knew I’d seen Melania’s hat somewhere before…

#TrumpInauguration

Good grief.

The production meeting that came up with this must have been a yawning abyss of ideas.

Pretty sure this bloke playing for Sheffield Wednesday is an acquaintance of noted thespian Steven Toast.

Sal Commotion, Dick Weerdly, Scott Chestnut & Mr Vegas Ber-nard.

#HeathcotePursuit

Ashley Williams currently critiquing “Justin Timberlake’s” defensive performance for #Arsenal today on #MOTD 🤦🏼‍♂️

The absolute helmet. 😂

The man in the automated message on the Manchester Civil Justice Centre phone number genuinely sounds unhinged. It only gets worse the longer you listen. Just wait for the bit about bailiffs. Who approved this???

a man with a beard in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair talking on a television show . ALT: a man with a beard in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair talking on a television show .

#Everton season tickets purchased for Bramley Moore within 15mins of the window opening. 👌🏻

And relax…

Stop. Carry on.

@marcrileydj.bsky.social @markradcliffe.bsky.social

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