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In the latest phase of post-Severance-finale turmoil, it suddenly dawned on me that we’d never see Ms. Casey again, and I got super sad.

Can they share their findings with Tee?

Black puppy, seated and staring up at the camera. She’s outside on a sunny day.

Black puppy curled up I. Her dog bed, asleep.

#Helena says “You all know that was me that got Mark away from the stairwell, right? “ 😈

#HellyR was “inside” and “asleep”.

#Severance

Mid episode it occurred to me that anyone who can hear me from behind my locked door probably thinks I’m filming a porn in here 😂
“Oh fuck. Fuck fuck!!” “Oh god! “ 😂

😂

I so hope I feel that way tomorrow when I watch for the 2nd time with my son. Right now I’m too mad at him (lol) because it was very obviously Helena, not Helly.
Aaaaah so good!

I have three things to say right now-

One

Five.

Letsmothafokkinggooooo!

#Whodey

Black puppy lounging in her bed in a wire play yard outdoors, being shaded by a bright pink umbrella with a black and white polkadot border.

How is it possible that it’s soooo dang good every single week??? Omg.
I can’t imagine how big next week’s episode will be, since every episode so far could have been a finale. And a great one at that.

Omg. #Severance

Obligatory photo of #HellyR seen here as her outie, #Helena 😂

Yeah. It’s because your Innie watched those parts.

A sticker of Joe Burrow’s “Superman pass” to Tee Higgins from the 2024 Browns game at Paycor.

When I want to know what Joe Burrow is thinking, I always ask *checks notes* Stephen A Smith, of all people.

Helly R’s #outie likes to chew on slippers. Helly R’s outie chases leaves and carries sticks that are bigger than she is. Helly R’s outie once saw a big fire truck pass by.
Helly R’s outie makes people smile.

Is it time for #Severance yet? 😂

Small black puppy lays on her back amongst her toys

Kids, meet Helly R.

She enjoys all of her toys equally.

#Severance

Watching Mahomes getting sacked is my kink.
This has been a great game 😂

a man with a mustache looks at the camera Alt: a man with a mustache looks at the camera. The man is Irving from Severance.

….. and how it feels to be wrong 😂

It really is borderline sick how good he is. Lets skip the SB and get on to the regular season already 😂

Who Dey!

The good thing is, there’s enough “Easter eggs” that in severance that watching it multiple times is not a bad thing lol I am currently watching season one for the fourth time, because this time I’m watching with my son. I’m ashamed to say that I am still catching things I missed 😝

Is it a sign of bad parenting that I’m making my son wait a day between S1E9 and S2E1? I figure *I* had to wait 3 years, it’s only fair that he wait a day, right? 😂 #Severance #AppleTV #Outie

On a scale of 1-100, about a 24,870. Lol

So excited for you!
And trust - it gets weirder 😂

Welcome to the Lumon family lol

They really are. They get a bad rap as stinky garbage eaters. Nothing could be further from the truth.

Even when we were milking over 100 (plus babies, plus dry stock, plus bucks) they almost all had papered names, barn names AND earned nicknames 😂

My eldest child with their showmanship goat, a black Lamancha doe named Raven

My child with their Boer market doe - Bridget Boerdoe 😂

That was my herd name. My daughter, who was 4 at the time, came up with it 😂

That should be King Farms not kicking…. In a meeting and didn’t realize there was an auto correct. Lol

Because I’m at work 😂. The baby pen pic is old enough that I’d have to really look to see who they are. The bucks are CH Chazberry Lane P. Nut Butter. The Saanen buck is CH kicking Farms Dream Sir Duke CJ. The crosses are Jackie and Jasmin. I can provide their registered names if you need them 😂

Baby goats

Male goats (bucks)

Goats cuddling

Bred and shown nationally. Raised them all by hand. Ran a dairy.
They’re too cute to stink and you know it 😂
It’s not out of the realm of possibility that they shower before leaving OR the theory that they’re unhoused folk would make sense too. And, who is to say they even leave?

Baby goats don’t smell. Most adult goats don’t smell. Bucks are the ones that smell, and the only bucks present with the goat keeper were babies and not old enough to smell (it’s a hormone/breeding/attractant thing)

Another #Severance theory question…. If the board is comprised of Eagens (in whatever form that ends up taking) how did they not know about Helly’s suic**e attempt until Milkshake gave them pictures?