"fit so sexy it pisses off the prosecution" is like a legally blonde bit, i can't believe it's real

Just a foolish old man who doesn’t understand women and their bodies.

I’m starting a band called the Devil’s Doorbell. Who wants to join my band? 😈🛎️🎶🤘

Bullrich echó al Director de Inteligencia, una confesión de que todo salió mal.

Primero negó, después defendió y ahora despide a su mano derecha y del entorno familiar. Hasta culpó a una jubilada y llamó “patotera” a una víctima de la represión.

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El gobierno es un desastre: denuncias por estafa, reservas vacías y 2 millones sin luz. ¿La respuesta de Milei y Bullrich? Represión brutal, con jubilados pateados en el piso. Literal. Así gobiernan los que ven "libertad" solo para los poderosos.

Las imágenes hablan por si solas. Lo de ayer fue una muestra clara: las fuerzas de choque del gobierno actúan con el aval de Santiago Caputo. El mensaje es brutal: usarán el Estado para reprimir, perseguir y silenciar a quien piense distinto. Milei avanza hacia el autoritarismo. Milei no es liberal.

QRP with something watery 🌊

If it walks like a Nazi, talks like a Nazi, and salutes like a Nazi…

Keep the online pressure up, friends. And boycott Tesla.

Find out more about local protests at teslatakedown.com

giving the people what they want

recipe for disaster

Panel 1: Two cartoonish trees with faces are talking while watching a man in a flannel shirt and beanie walking through the wilderness. One tree exclaims, “Oh no, Pam. There comes a lumberjack!” Panel 2: The second tree reassures the first, saying, “No, Marsha. It’s ok! Look, it’s just a hipster.” Panel 3: The first tree, now visibly relieved, sighs, “Oh, thank God.” The man stands in the clearing, looking around. Panel 4: The scene shifts to a "Grand Opening" event at a café called "Brewski Bros." Outside, multiple bearded, flannel-wearing hipsters sit at tables, drinking coffee and socializing, while the trees have been cut down.

#Severance is now the most-watched series in Apple TV+ history 📺

(via Deadline)

a stock image of the apple polishing cloth, casually folded, beckoning you to pay 19 dollars

Confirmed: the Apple Polishing Cloth is compatible with the new iPhone 16E

i always learn so much about the world and its possibilities whenever i open facebook

Gracias, Jonatan Viale, por tanto cuento. "Periodismo es decir lo que el poder quiere ocultar", decía Orwell. Lo triste es ver a un periodista convertido en vocero de un político, disfrazando intereses como información.

Jair Bolsonaro charged over alleged far-right coup plot to seize power in Brazil Former president is charged by attorney general following police report that accused him of organising a conspiracy to stop Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva taking power.

Oh, look what normal countries do when a former president leads a far right coup attempt.

👀

WhatsApp is now a Very Large platform in the EU, and will face tougher regulation Facebook and Instagram already have the same designation.

WhatsApp is now a Very Large platform in the EU, and will face tougher regulation

No se pierdan ni un segundo de este bochorno mediático. Se filtran operaciones para tapar la estafa millonaria de Milei. Cuando dice algo que lo hunde, entra Santiago Caputo y le cortan la entrevista. Viale, obediente, acata y pide disculpas. Servilismo en su máxima expresión.

undefeated

yup

Google Calendar removed events like Pride and BHM because its holiday list wasn’t ‘sustainable’ Some users are angry that some events have been removed.

They didn't have to do this www.theverge.com/news/608858/...

Google scraps promise not to develop AI weapons It now says AI should support “national security.”

Google scraps promise not to develop AI weapons

Elon Musk claims to have "deleted" the office in the IRS which has enabled people to file their tax returns electronically, simply, and for free.

elon musk is the shadow president and making up what he deems legal. he genuinely wants it to be a crime to know who is working for him

DOGE has been granted access to all systems at the Small Business Administration (SBA), including HR, contract and payment systems - PBS

X/Twitter has banned multiple accounts after posts went viral naming people who work with Elon Musk

Look for Me at the Grammys tonight! I'll be the one repeatedly thanked by people who will use cocaine later in the evening.

This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942.

I know. I was there in those camps.

Meta warns that it will fire leakers in leaked memo Mark Zuckerberg told employees that leaking “sucks.”

Meta warns that it will fire leakers in leaked memo