Definitely Richard Kind

Every time I look at Benedict Cumberbatch, I think to myself why does this man not have eyebrows? And then I realize he does and I have to start over and ask what is really wrong with him. Still don’t really have an answer.

So if Elon is doing those salutes and all, does that mean Tesla is the new Volkswagen?

Lovely to meet you and your family!

A job’s a job

I also got a Great Red Spot that I’ve been dealing with for some time

Happy New Year to each one of you filthy animals. I love you all!

I’ll give you Richard Indifferent!

Christmas time is when the siblings only group chat is at its very best.

Dune gloglobe. My wife is the best

My wife gave me a lamp that looks exactly like a glowglobe from Dune.

Today
I consider myself
the luckiest man on earth

Paul: I will kill 61 billion people by the time I’m like, 20 years old

Audience: this is a coming of age story of a hero boy

People who think Paul is a good guy

Why do I have the Rutter ‘Gloria’ stuck in my head? I don’t even really like that piece!

I am unable to post images. They keep coming up as polar bears in a snow storm. Alerting Star Fleet Command.

Mashup of movie posters for Dune and The Big Lebowski. At the top is a list of Big Lebowski actors in small print. Below is a painted image (originally by Paul Mann) of Big Lebowski characters. Towards the bottom is the catchphrase "Sometimes There's a Man", and below that is the word DUDE in the same font as in the poster for Dune. At the bottom is a small figure of The Dude standing in a desert, with "In Theaters | HBO Max OCTOBER 22" overlaid on the sand.

The spice must, like, flow, man.

I consent to playing this role for the next Muppets movie

Fozzie Bear breaks through @richardkind.bsky.social chest and exclaims, “woka woka woka! Huh? Huh?”

more users are joining
and the hog grows longer

You just get to go around shouting [‘bub li ki] over and over. It’s honestly a magical role.

A phrase that likely has never been uttered, but I have Shostkovich’s “The Nose” stuck in my head!

What does it say about life that I’m finally listening to Mountain Goats? I’m pretty sure I know what it says, but I’m too afraid to face the music.

Lack of calcium

It’s possible, one can hope

Impressive but definitely reminds me of when Squidward ate too many Krabby Patties

Kiki the calico/tabby cat sitting on a table raising one paw in the air for some insane reason

Hello Mrs Stinky

a man in a hooded jacket says we believe in nothing lebowski ALT: a man in a hooded jacket says we believe in nothing lebowski

Say what you will about the Bene Gesserit, but at least it’s an ethos.

#duneprophecy

If you like and retweet this post, you are on the nice list. (Only HAVE 24 HOURS)
If you don’t well… you might be on the list that no one wants to be on. 🎅🫡

I don't know, have you ever just tried maybe, not being shitty? 🤷‍♂️

This isn’t just The Good Place.
It’s The Resistance Place.