Paul Atreides-Nuts

Big Sean raps like he got CTE and forgot he had a career already

This has been the plan for decades though. The last Republican with a conscience was Jim Jeffords and he left the party 20+years ago. Stack the courts, gerrymander, weaponize religion, get a compliant POTUS, and let rip was always the plan.

In the early 2000s, I thought JK Rowling’s greatest crime was writing shitty YA. Then I learned of her repugnant politics like 10+ years ago. Any person or institution still green-lighting or signing on for Harry Potter bullshit is endorsing it.

Eastern NC Spain
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Wearing a puffer jacket in 65°F/18°C

Hegseth orders troops to watch his speech decrying a 'woke' military During the speech last month, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth lectured senior military officials on the "warrior ethos," focusing on fitness and grooming standards, and calling out "fat generals."

As if not getting paid wasn’t bad enough.

Vermont Nazi

I hate Vermont Nazis

Fuck this loser.

How did this knife and onions come onions come from?

I don’t have a beer that wasn’t either Budweiser or Molson Golden until I was 19. This shit is lost on me.

My father-in-law, pouring me a glass of bourbon from a bottle that costs about half of my mortgage: You like it?

Me, a beer-drinking pleb: Oh yeah, it’s nice.

Fathers-in-law: You can have the bottle. I’m not really into it.

Has there ever been a good part 4 in a movie series?

Hutson agrees to 8-year, $70.8M deal with Habs Reigning Calder Trophy winner Lane Hutson has agreed to an eight-year, $70.8 million extension with the Montreal Canadiens, the team announced Monday.

I think Montreal is still a few years from being truly competitive but this is a move in that direction.

Just how*

People of Calabrian and Sicilian ancestries caping for a dude from Genoa shows just performative and goofy many Italian-Americans are.

I’ll give you two: Monica Bellucci and Valentina Nappi.

I really don’t think we’ve stated clearly enough how fucking bizarre it is that RFK Jr think so much about baby dicks.

Paying thousands of protestors is stupid when you could just buy Clarence Thomas.

There’s so much hockey to watch today and it starts from 1230!

Also, fuck Christopher Columbus today, yesterday, and forever.

Henry Kissinger’s grave marker

You think because it is small that I can’t piss on this? I trained for the moment I could upon his grave. My proverbial blade remains sharp.

Am I safe to assume that Sec Bessent’s allies are not the nearly 12 million Argentinians living in poverty?

Bologna cannoli

I’ve been blocked from parts of Al Gore’s internet for less.

MYTH: ICE agents lack proper training. FACT: Most have been racists their entire lives.

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ACAB

they gave the nobel peace prize to the most loyal and militaristic face of imperialism—a far-right coup-plotter funded by the US. this is nothing more than a push to manufacture consent for a war of regime change against the democratically elected socialist government of Venezuela

Honestly, being dragged around by a gold-digger is better than being a cheating old bastard.

She's a U.S. sponsored opposition candidate and the daughter of a steel oligarch. Machado champions the privatization of Venezuela's oil, power, and steel industries.

She’s invited violence against Venezuela from the USA. This could accelerate the USA into a war against Venezuela. It’s not only a bad choice, it’s an irresponsible one.

But they gave to a person who has invited violence on her own country from the USA.

Nobel Peace Prize 2025 live updates: Venezuelan democracy activist María Corina Machado wins Nominations closed in January but US President Donald Trump had led a public campaign to win the award.

Maybe the worst Nobel Peace Prize since Barack Obama

Is that an inbreeding thing?

Why don’t they have lips?