Mitskimask The Slump God

Why do you want me to drink alcohol? So I pee more? No THANKS. Not gonna be a part of your disgusting pee fetish.

So pirates know to keep away from ye booty? Yarrrr

I'll never forgive the right for tanking the rare Pepé market. It's time the left took it back.

They said
"Not today plantcel. Inorganic-chads ONLY"

I think we as people need to stop caring about minor shit like this and the Howard Dean scream. The alternative is demons in office.

Lmaoooooooo

Don't catch a cold mija, bring a sweater.

I loved the Monster I got from the GTA1 disc. It look like dinosaur.

Imagine a public execution being streamed and they're like
"Hold on we gotta do the sponsor read before your last words also can you mention Blue Chew in there."

a man covering his face while watching a basketball game ALT: a man covering his face while watching a basketball game

When my company is in the green for some reason.

I would pay more for them to not have an Opinion section.

Is there someone you forgot to ask?

Reverse howdy-girl

I can finally see your posts without clicking on them.

I condemn the Captain Kirk shooting.

I don't know why news outlets have an opinion page. I can see bad opinions online anytime for free. I am not buying a news subscription to see more.

Aight back to abnormal posting

The Butlerian Jihad must have sucked for guys who just bought a new computer

MY MOM

When someone asks me who the lovely flowers I am carrying are for:

I'm always saying this.

I would like to call a surprise witness to the stand. You your honor!

*Judge takes the stand*

Just wanted to say hi.
:^D

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Have you seen this?

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CEOs will be like "We need to restructure. We are living beyond our means, we need to reign it in, gonna have to layoff some employees" and never once consider cutting their own bloated pay.

I was inspired to go into law by the Cumtown bit
"Speak a lil Chinese for 'em Derek"

For my next witness, I call the DA to the stand!

And might I remind you that you are under oath!

You hiding any evidence from me? Kinda seems like you are. Maybe some evidence that would help me win the case?

The Met is totally worth seeing. It's huge so expect to spend a day there if you wanna see the whole thing.

All your best posts are in my likes tab.