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Mitski-Mask The Slump God

@mitskimask.bsky.social

Secretly 3 raccoons in a trench coat. Here for your trash.

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It should be the opposite time on the opposite side of the earth from me.

06.08.2025 06:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It was on sale at Grocery Outlet and I thought it smelled nice.

06.08.2025 06:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One time I fell asleep on the floor of my friends house and woke up with ants crawling all over me. For a month after that whenever I would be falling asleep I would start getting the ants crawling all over me feeling.

06.08.2025 06:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Oh you know that white boy bout to shimmy

Oh you know that white boy bout to shimmy

How I feel after using Nubian Heritage: Hemp & Haitian Vetiver Body Wash

06.08.2025 06:41 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

RIP that Lyme disease vaccine I was hoping for.

06.08.2025 06:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Le Chaim!

06.08.2025 06:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Glad they kept it comic accurate.

06.08.2025 06:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Really hoping by gag they mean joke.

06.08.2025 06:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What needs to be rehabilitated? Album filled with absolute bangers. I Gotta Feeling was a true celebration of life, and the renewed hope of America following the election of Obama. When Fergie said "DRANK" I really felt that.

06.08.2025 06:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Found the "I brake for yardsales" bumper sticker guy.

06.08.2025 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#hurryup

06.08.2025 05:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

While I have to look down on causing a mass extinction event, I gotta give credit when it comes to fucking Dinos.

06.08.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Had that Dino stayed locked in instead of looking up he might have gotten some Dinussy just in time.

06.08.2025 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn I gotta see this

06.08.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Up for almost anything"

06.08.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

C L A S S I C
Bay slapper

05.08.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That is exactly what my post was implying, yes.

05.08.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you heard "Get Lucky" by Daft Punk? Song of the summer fer sure

05.08.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Abe Simpson

Abe Simpson

They bounced on it crazy style, which was the style at the time.

05.08.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
They all float down here

They all float down here

We all float down here, Georgie.

05.08.2025 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The Hamburglar strikes again.

05.08.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Midlia does not exist.

05.08.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Tesla board of directors is close friends and brother of Elon Musk

Tesla board of directors is close friends and brother of Elon Musk

Considering the board of directors is made up of Elon's brother and close friends of Elon, the company is entirely untrustworthy.

05.08.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's called a Paris Wheel, you fool. Named after the city it was invented in, Paris, Texas.

05.08.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Joke for the masses.

05.08.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wild they are doing this after, I was assured, Millenials had killed the dining out industry.

05.08.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dear Santa,

U got served

*slides away on forehead*

05.08.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My friend lent me this to read in high school.

05.08.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Dune Awakening loses 80% of players after 7 weeks.

Dune Awakening loses 80% of players after 7 weeks.

I have seen so many abandoned bases in the game the past week. I will say I had fun in early to late mid game doing the main and side story. Funcom really needs to fix all the bugs and work on improving Endgame.

05.08.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ion know about that one, bro.

05.08.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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