Starrie

Oh what’s this? I wrote an essay about using D’Angelo’s Voodoo album as a model for positive black masculinity

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I'm my head I'm rupturing my lungs
Thrashing all the items off my desk
my phone hurdling across the room.

But I just sit here
The envy of inertia.

And if I manic post and isolate myself from everyone who gon stop me?

True love is staying on the toilet because my cat is laying in my lap and I don't want to move him.

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Spotify stop fucking around and give us what we want already.

Gray tabby car inside of a green Christmas tree with white lights. Her eyes are wide with excitement.

Gray tabby car inside of a green Christmas tree with white lights. Her eyes are wide with excitement.

I think it's safe to say that my cat is enjoying the tree

Everytime I strain to shit I think about that 1000 ways to die show where someone like shit out their intestines. So I get scared and stop and then I get mad it's stuck so I start again ...
Anyone else? Just me?? Ok...

JUMPSCARE 😭😭

Picture of a shark with white lined drawings over the top of the photo. Drawings include a pair of glasses, cute vampire fangs, 2 hearts, 2 stars, and 3 emphasis lines around the shark

This is me if you even care

No such thing!

Will y'all still love me when you see my Spotify wrapped?

You people is crazy

Being hungry but not having the energy to make anything/nothing sounds good is where the mentally ill go to die

That's because we're dating you idiot

Except for when I do it

Gladiator

…but it’s just me battling you for the last meatball.

Ahh I've been playing WoW forever?? Horde or ally?

No explanation needed she's such a real one. Best moral alignment and dyed hair, I know a leftist when I see one XD

I just tossed out "back in my day" and my facebook account reactivated itself and suddenly my pockets are full of werthers

Barking crying foaming at the mouth 💜

Well, I’ll never be asked to sing Christmas songs at the psych ward again

Apparently, “do you hear what I hear”, was the wrong choice?

He's me

White cat with greenish yellow eyes looking towards the camera with his paws folded underneath him.

So how y'all getting followers?
This is my cat tho

It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes

Sobbing

You're so welcome lol

Stalking their socials is so fulfilling IDC. Every post is actually Abt me

POV: me watching everything they post

I may be stupid, selfish, and overbearing, but my lewd shots are always 10s, and I eat out like a feral dog

Throw me to the wolves I'll come back pregnant pookie

Oh plz between you @whatadarling.bsky.social and @444loko.bsky.social I'm basically bulletproof