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Kinda hanging around in Philly today before @revons.bsky.social picks me up tomorrow. Drove over the bridge into New Jersey just so I could check it off on my US map because that's the kinda dork I am, baby.

I got mine from Saily.

Yeah, the telecom market in Canada is extremely fucked.

lol, Rogers charges $16 CAD a DAY for data roaming these days. I just bought 3 GB of US data on an eSIM for 30 days for $9 USD total.

Homestuck vivzipop animated series with Toby Fox sounds like a tornado of 9/11s for discourse people

YouTube video by random804 Axis of Awesome - 4 Four Chord Song (with song titles)

God, Unison's ads telling you that the secret to making music is a "pro-level chord progression" are so ridiculous when you look at a video showing the vast number of popular songs that share the same simple four-chord progression: youtu.be/5pidokakU4I?...

AI filmmaking and storytelling is punk rock. It’s hip hop. It’s counterculture. It’s a new type of creativity. It’s a new medium. It’s hated by the mainstream film and art establishment. It resists ideology. It ignores gate keeping. It’s uncomfortable. It’s scary. It’s viral. It’s accessible. It’s refreshing. It’s welcoming. It’s here.

AI filmmaking is peeing. It’s pooping. It’s throwing up. It’s a new kind of liquid coming out. It’s hated by the establishment. It’s what goes in the toilet. It’s wet. It’s what’s in the bathroom.

Man, if you get into a minor altercation with a Latinx person and your immediate response is to threaten to call ICE, you deserve at an absolute minimum to get your ass beat.

In the opposite direction, Earnest Ice Cream here has an oatmeal brown sugar flavor with oats in it, and it's super good.

This dude has never been anywhere, huh? Or possibly he’s just having a stroke.

Being right wing is so hard bc you’re not allowed to acknowledge any actual phenomena that shape the world, so when you try to describe something you just end up sounding like if a person speaking in tongues worshipped the internet instead of god

An adult game creator, "ASLPro3D," shared this on Twitter.

A possible explanation of what exactly happened between Steam, Internet Merchant Account, and Card Companies.

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It's really long, and I'm not used to BlueSky, but let me try to copy paste the content.

Restarting my Tumblr thread on here with this banger

"Is this Democratic party in the room with us right now?"

Sorry, I'm too tired and angry and busy at work to write alt-text for this weapons grade copium at the moment.

(For what it’s worth I’ve been getting into it in the last year or two which is part of what led me to wonder.)

Oh, I have been, which is what led me to wonder.

I sometimes wonder what would've happened if I hadn't let someone's harsher-than-necessary criticism knock me off starting to make music at age 16. I suppose I shouldn't mourn it too much, and it's possible my ADHD would've just yoinked me away shortly after anyway. But it's hard not to wonder.

I tried to take out my credit card once at the grocery store till and managed to flick it in just the right way to send it sailing like fifteen feet.

The "gay death at 30" joke really needs to die.

Like really really, young people take it seriously and have little crisis moments and shit.

(Random thought after overhearing it last night while very high)

Been playing a fair bit of Mon Bazou. Currently enjoying the unintentional comedy of wiping out in the truck halfway home and sending containers of poutine flying all over the road

Stripe said verbatim that they don't support adult content so it is time to make them regret it

Eww, my condolences.

when the capitalism demon come out

Othello in ocelot-patterned Arlo form, reclining and showing off their hyper-sized package with a smug expression.

What, do I look a bit smug? I can't imagine why~ (cw: hyper)

I laughed at this video for like 2 minutes straight last night and now you get to

if you call and they hang up on you, call back and immediately say you want to escalate to a supervisor because you were just hung up on. you don't even need to say any other details, just that you were hung up on and need to escalate

Achewood panels: Ray: I don't care what this reporter says, Andre Agassi is butt ugly! Roast Beef: Calm down, dude. Switch to the next article or something Ray: Oh, you're right I'm just settin' myself up for failure readin' this same one over and over again

The parable of social media

The dumbest most boring and hateful losers stomping their feet and getting whatever they want is getting really really old