Dan Simpson, Eyebrow Cinema

I, Robot

I'm becoming an American Pie fan.

I sometimes read these very well-educated critics writing their hearts out on crap, and I'm depressed because they're wasting so much first-rate intellect on such low-grade material. (2001)

My apartment is so ill-suited for filming inside lmao and primarily because of light. Try to do my best to work with the natural light I get and just hope it works out.

What if you're born on a farm with chickens, even if they're faulty?

Rewatches and movies that are surprisingly not rewatches. Technically not up-to-date but close enough.

Damn. Grok, what do you make of this?

Grok: *quotes detailed passages from Mein Kampf

Three people in the Red Room from Twin Peaks. From left to right: Henry from Eraserhad, Daniel from Eyebrow Cinema, and Laura Palmer screaming.

Daniel making a dumb face next to the poster for Billy Wilder's One Two Three.

List of films: Battles Without Honor and Humanity (1973) A Bill of Divorcement (1932) Bullet in the Head (1990) The Camp on Blood Island (1958) The Company of Strangers (1990) Love Exposure (2008) Nickelodeon (1976) The Ninth Configuration (1980)

List of films: Once Upon a Time in Anatolia (2011) Pathfinder (1987) Raw (2016) The Red and White (1967) Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom (1975) Thieves' Highway (1949) Wolfwalkers (2020)

Lots of new stuff on patreon.com/eyebrowcinema - a video ranking the films of David Lynch, my Top 5 Movies Watched in July, and a poll to determine the next films to enter the watchlist. First two are available for $5 Patrons, but the poll is available to all paid patrons.

-speaks backwards-

I feel similar. It's fine.

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Here's what Janel Grant's lawsuit against WWE and Vince McMahon alleges about Brock Lesnar.

(These pages contain detailed descriptions of alleged sexual abuse by McMahon and what Grant says was his attempt to traffic her to Lesnar during a contract negotiation.)

Brock Lesnar Named & New Details Added In Janel Grant's Amended Lawsuit Against Vince McMahon, WWE, John Laurinaitis Janel Grant filed an amended lawsuit late on Friday, January 31, adding new details to her allegations against Vince McMahon, WWE, and John Laurinaitis.

In case you forgot.

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I don't just mean notorious hypocrite CM Punk, I mean Cody, Cena, Rollins, Becky, Orton, even people I love like Sami, Owens, and Bayley. All of them shame themselves with their complicity.

If the top stars had any moral fiber they'd walkout. I get why the lower card wrestlers would feel more job precarity but your top stars could make a very good living elsewhere if they wanted to. They are choosing to work with a company which showcases accused sex abusers.

If Brock returning isn't enough to get people to stop I don't know what is. This is unforgivable.

I cannot overstate how critical it is to not watch WWE anymore. This isn't just a case of the executives having "bad politics", but that the company itself is deeply ingrained in Trump's cabinet, that they serve as propaganda for MAGA, and now they're showcasing an accused sex trafficker.

HHH canceling the pressers to avoid questions about Brock is absolute coward shit. Soft as fucking Charmin.

Hangman Adam Page triumphantly holding the AEW World Title.

Everyone involved with the immersive WIZARD OF OZ should be forced to spend several days in an immersive RETURN TO OZ

"The Blair Witch Project at The Sphere"

[quoting a tweet by fractalcounty that reads, “today I learned that there are actual people irl who get genuinely upset if they catch you using chatgpt. like they view it as a serious moral failing in certain circles”]

If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.

Watching Cloud and The Naked Gun in theaters the same day is very cool and I highly recommend it.

If you think this looks good please never speak to me.

The double date with Clark/Superman taking out Lacy and Lois is a full-on sitcom bit and I think it's pretty cute.

The slow rehabilitation of Vince McMahon is well underway and should be fought against at every turn.

through the miracle of modern technology we have made one of the most beautiful and influential movies of all time look like microwaved shit

Spoilers for East of Eden.

There are some good ones, though at this point there'a really no defending working for the WWE given how deeply embeded the company is with Trump's admin.