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Film lover. Video essayist. Metalhead. He/Him https://www.youtube.com/EyebrowCinema

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As someone who’s read the book, this was a great analysis. I should really sit down and watch one of the films.

Just… not this one.

30.10.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Polish adaptation is indeed awesome, by a criminally under seen director Piotr Szulkin

30.10.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
YouTube Thumbnail for a video on War of the Worlds 2025, featuring an image of Ice Cube and background art from older War of the Worlds movie posters.

YouTube Thumbnail for a video on War of the Worlds 2025, featuring an image of Ice Cube and background art from older War of the Worlds movie posters.

πŸ›ΈNEW VIDEO!πŸ›Έ

The Worst Thing About The Worst Movie of the Year

Last year's Halloween special was on Francis Ford Coppola. The year before that was on Ingmar Bergman! This year... oh boy. It's not the horror movie 2025 needs but it's the one it deserves.

youtu.be/kanNqOzXkec

30.10.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Idk pints don't sound so bad.

30.10.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Dan looking smug next to the poster for War of the Worlds 2025.

Dan looking smug next to the poster for War of the Worlds 2025.

New video tomorrow.

But if you can't wait that long there's always Patreon.

30.10.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Idk. I didn't design it.

30.10.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have. It's included with the Criterion.

29.10.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A stack of 1 book and 2 Blu-Rays: The War of the Worlds by H.G. Wells, The War of the Worlds directed by Byron Haskin, and War of the Worlds directed by Steven Spielberg.

A stack of 1 book and 2 Blu-Rays: The War of the Worlds by H.G. Wells, The War of the Worlds directed by Byron Haskin, and War of the Worlds directed by Steven Spielberg.

29.10.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Doubly embarrassing given AEW has been killing the poster game lately.

29.10.2025 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Referring to one of your parents' cousins as Aunt/Uncle is extremely normal. The effort to turn this into a controversy are desperate and pathetic.

28.10.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This comical poster is indeed referenced.

28.10.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I enjoyed Frankenstein but I also can't shake the feeling that it's less than the sum of its parts.

28.10.2025 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What about this epic remake?

28.10.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Episode 182: Supernatural Creatures

Listen to Cinema in Seconds on Spotify for Creators open.spotify.com/episode/1WOc...

28.10.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

If you can give to Wikipedia you should. It is an invaluable resource.

27.10.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Eva Marie Saint in On the Waterfront might be a contender.

26.10.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Raiders is too thoroughly etched into my heart to ever be less than 1, but Close Encounters is firmly my number two. The way its inklings of horror give way to pure wonderment is a kind of movie magic no one but Spielberg could pull off.

26.10.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's the Arrested Development style zoom in that kills me.

26.10.2025 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sexy Timur Bekmambetov

25.10.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Acclaimed movie star Rob Schnekder claiming children's hospitals didn't exist when he was a kid because he's deeply stupid

Acclaimed movie star Rob Schnekder claiming children's hospitals didn't exist when he was a kid because he's deeply stupid

So happy Grown Ups 3 got announced!

25.10.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A second five-star film has hit my 2025 Movies Watched list.

Blue Moon is exquisite. Linklater's best since Boyhood.

24.10.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's so insane that they used Get Out of all movies for their tech demo. Shockingly ignorant.

23.10.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This recipe is sour cream and cream cheese.

22.10.2025 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They are pulled! Taking a moment to do groceries and another errand but then it's slicing and boiling time

22.10.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not yet.

22.10.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One down.

22.10.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Poor is when you buy used sometimes.

22.10.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1 is definitely doable. Have a full handwritten draft. Just need to transcribe and make the necessary changes. 2 is not essential but tomorrow is a good day to get it done. 3 is mostly to make use of the leftover potatoes I got for Thanksgiving. Excited. I got a good mashed potato recipe.

22.10.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope this loathsome dickhead's presence is well used in the film at least.

22.10.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

3 goals for tomorrow

1. Finalize the script for the next video

2. Pick up some groceries

3. Make mashed potatoes

22.10.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

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