Just finished a tube of aftershave balm Iβm pretty sure I was gifted in a toiletries set in Christmas 2009
18.11.2025 21:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@wjnd.bsky.social
Brit abroad. Green guy. Ex-gambling industry goblin. Ex-Twitter.
Just finished a tube of aftershave balm Iβm pretty sure I was gifted in a toiletries set in Christmas 2009
18.11.2025 21:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Contrary to popular belief, International breaks during WCQ showdown periods are greatly superior to domestic top flight football
18.11.2025 21:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Maradona will be gurning in his grave. #Boca #Auckland #FIFAClubWorldCup
24.06.2025 22:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Squid Game season 2 one of the worst sequels of all time
24.05.2025 20:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You know how some people have one song that is the soundtrack to their brain?
Like every once in a while I just bleat out Β«Itβs not unusual to be loved by anyoneΒ» by Tom Jones
Not a clue why itβs that song, and has been happening for years πΆπ€
Never change
12.04.2025 13:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Swindon Town ladies and gentlemen.
β’ Possibly on track for back-to-back seasons scoring and conceding 75+ goals. Only two other teams that have ever done it in any season.
β’ Conceded almost FIVE times the goals that Burnley have this season.
β’ Sit 14th but only one team has scored more.
#STFC
Never trust someone that chooses the bench in the shade on a sunny spring day.
01.04.2025 11:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Started rewatching The IT Crowd 20 years on (my god itβs good) and immediately realised I am the embodiment of Jen. A clueless technophobe leading an IT department π
23.02.2025 20:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is every blasted holiday for me.
Note: Norwegians would call this a βsnikskritβ - a humble brag.