Will

Just finished a tube of aftershave balm I’m pretty sure I was gifted in a toiletries set in Christmas 2009

Contrary to popular belief, International breaks during WCQ showdown periods are greatly superior to domestic top flight football

Maradona will be gurning in his grave. #Boca #Auckland #FIFAClubWorldCup

Squid Game season 2 one of the worst sequels of all time

You know how some people have one song that is the soundtrack to their brain?

Like every once in a while I just bleat out «It’s not unusual to be loved by anyone» by Tom Jones

Not a clue why it’s that song, and has been happening for years 🎶🤔

Never change

Swindon Town ladies and gentlemen.

• Possibly on track for back-to-back seasons scoring and conceding 75+ goals. Only two other teams that have ever done it in any season.

• Conceded almost FIVE times the goals that Burnley have this season.

• Sit 14th but only one team has scored more.

#STFC

Never trust someone that chooses the bench in the shade on a sunny spring day.

Started rewatching The IT Crowd 20 years on (my god it’s good) and immediately realised I am the embodiment of Jen. A clueless technophobe leading an IT department 😂

This is every blasted holiday for me.

Note: Norwegians would call this a “snikskrit” - a humble brag.