Evan Lee Djeon

Taking the gas station dick pill that makes you miss 80% of your strokes

throat fucking my buddy greg

Reposting this one because I miss the critically acclaimed FF14 with free trials up to Stormblood's expansion.

EWWWWWWWW SOMEBODY THAT'S NOT AN OOMFIE FOLLOWED ME THAT'S SO MUCH MORE SCARY HERE DON'T PISS ME OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!

hello my beloved oomfies i love you all dearly i'm so stoned i can't feel my nose and i've eaten half a jar of peanut butter with just a butterknife already

“The martians” muppets from Sesame Street

when I say “oomf” this is what I’m picturing

A menu item "Crab Rangoon: Deep-fried and served with a house-made goon sauce."

please don't call it goon sauce

my fav thing about this app is not having to worry about replying to my oomf's dm's too quickly and looking like a desperate freak cuz this shitass fuck doesn't even tell me they replied until three hours after it happened

IT'S PEAK

okay so it ain't just me cuz i've been spamming people's menchies doing both and also all my replies are displaying as their own posts on my feed

it's actually very easy to not cum but i gotta stay relatable to the homies

My vote for Game of the Year? Do you need to ask? Women, as always

Left: 2004 illustration of Pichu on a card made of regular paper. Pichu is standing in a sunny field with its mouth open. The lines and colors appear to have been drawn with a shaky hand. Right: 2024 redraw of the Pichu card, digital, using a template resembling the official cards. Pichu is looking up in the sky at a rainbow, surrounded by flowers. Two Cutiefly are also looking up. The wind is blowing, causing flower petals and dandelion seeds to float. Skiploom and Hoppip are flying through the air. Card text: Kiana's Pichu, 40 HP. Baby Pokemon. Pikabolt, 10. Pichu does 10 damage to itself. This is a fanmade card. Not legal for use in official play.

Redrew my old art, 20 years later! 🌈✨

I never imagined I could draw like this one day.
Don't give up on your dreams!

#pokemon #illustration #イラスト

i will not be calling them skeets they are still tweets same shit different asshole thank you so much

MEET N FUCK KINGDOM GEOFF

damn didn't even try to have a good day first just straight to it 😭😭😭😭

NOT THE ME STRAYS............

Do not let the woke trick you. These are delicious and an essential, quick dessert for a lower middle class household. This is a cake for the people‼️‼️‼️

i'm gonna xit in your cereal

we've had three interactions on this app so far and all three have included that word let's shoot for forty 🫰🫰🫰🫰

GET IN LINE.

if it's banned then i'm getting banned 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Hey lol

*i shamble out of my room with a nightcap and a candle* WHAT DEMONS TORMENT ME??

oh okay.

Hey lol