Jacob???? @redmagejacob - Bluesky Profile

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15.02.2026 22:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Like I straight up do not get how people prefer this…free yourselves…!!

15.02.2026 22:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

REAL like they do NOT go well underneath pants + they’re way too loose

15.02.2026 21:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A PAPERCUT?

Honestly worth it I bet tho…
Maybe it depends on the brand perhaps…

15.02.2026 21:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

PLEASE maybe I need to try soon perhaps…

15.02.2026 21:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

In cooler news check out this baked chicken and cheesy air fried squash I made last week I kinda popped off

15.02.2026 20:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Also my elbow is still hurting so I called out of work and if it doesn’t get better tonight I’m going to The Doctor

15.02.2026 20:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have a decree to make:

Briefs>Trunks>Boxer Briefs >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Boxers

Jocks and thongs are not on the hierarchy for me bc I’ve never wore thongs and I only rarely wear a jock

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

15.02.2026 20:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

14.02.2026 14:04 — 👍 2248 🔁 1091 💬 14 📌 10

king kai: what i like about you goku, is i can tell you i invented the hamburger, and you'll believe it

goku: you invented the hamburger?

king kai: absolutely

goku: wow!

14.02.2026 13:55 — 👍 608 🔁 169 💬 3 📌 0

I need a different job atp but lol finding a job in rural Kentucky without a college degree

14.02.2026 04:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Like I can’t just rest for a week!!! I got 2 days!!!!

14.02.2026 04:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Love how the treatment for an elbow in pain is ‘just don’t use your arm :) just rest :)’ when it’s like yeah but what if I work in a fucking warehouse what if I have to get groceries this weekend then what

14.02.2026 04:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I can’t even play fucking video games with this elbow pain I can’t even lay down without risking rolling over on it and I can’t afford to go to the doctor

14.02.2026 03:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I need to get this to subside by Sunday bc like I can’t go to work like this why can’t it be some other fucking kind of pain

14.02.2026 03:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Had to use a package of frozen vegetables as an ice pack bc I don’t have one or a way to make one and why is the pain worse???? Literally everything online says to use an ice pack for this!!!

14.02.2026 03:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This isn’t a joke. Rawan and Farah have basically given up posting here bc of this geoblocking shit

13.02.2026 17:04 — 👍 41 🔁 37 💬 1 📌 1

Think I’m getting tennis elbow again I sure love getting this with a job that involves lifting and bending my elbow

14.02.2026 02:51 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Estinien saying "Rawr xD"

12.02.2026 16:42 — 👍 315 🔁 198 💬 2 📌 0

13.02.2026 16:00 — 👍 465 🔁 88 💬 1 📌 1

oh my god??

13.02.2026 03:00 — 👍 6822 🔁 2159 💬 57 📌 70

（画完感觉不像生贺了就直接发吧。。

09.02.2026 15:03 — 👍 24 🔁 20 💬 0 📌 0

now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have the heart of sabik. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister

24.10.2025 17:47 — 👍 76 🔁 47 💬 0 📌 1