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@spammm.bsky.social

call me spam :) queer, she/they

191 Followers  |  59 Following  |  2,032 Posts  |  Joined: 01.07.2023  |  1.7279

Latest posts by spammm.bsky.social on Bluesky

i'm hearing all your posts in the chris remo nerd voice

12.02.2026 23:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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this time she asked if they had any marine animals and i was like "uhhh just some small fish" trying very hard not to laugh thinking about the fish who won at blackjack

12.02.2026 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

second ever instance of someone seeing my bluff city zoo shirt and asking where bluff city is

12.02.2026 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In order to make politics more appealing to the youth we should have a Democracy Battlepass where you earn points through various acts of civic engagement that you can exchange for rewards such as rights and weapon skins.

21.06.2025 13:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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jesus loves you more than you will know

11.02.2026 01:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 200    ๐Ÿ” 37    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Recipe: The Brown Apple

Prep Time: 0 minutes โฒ๏ธ

Ingredients:
โ€ข 1 potato

11.02.2026 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 154    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there

11.02.2026 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7276    ๐Ÿ” 1403    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 64    ๐Ÿ“Œ 43

sorry i shouldn't post about stuff like that because you either already agree, disagree but get it, or want to argue about it, and i'm not going to argue

11.02.2026 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

please look up stats on how many gun injuries and deaths are accidental and then factor in people arming themselves for the first time because they believe they are in imminent danger, a mindset that drastically impairs your critical thinking

11.02.2026 15:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i understand that the world is dangerous and it is up to us (the people in our community) to protect ourselves but a person with no experience with a gun is so much more dangerous to themselves and the people close to them than to any perceived threat

11.02.2026 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i will never understand people who think the average person needs to be armed with a gun, no matter what the reasoning

11.02.2026 15:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Uggi the dog waiting patiently outside of Hlรถllabรกtar subs

Uggi the dog waiting patiently outside of Hlรถllabรกtar subs

The worlds most hopeful dog

(Yes itโ€™s closed)

11.02.2026 09:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2812    ๐Ÿ” 377    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 47    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26

๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ‘Ž is a feeling hard to convey in star ratings as is ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘

11.02.2026 15:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i love emmeline's proposed rating system of smiley face/thumbs up combination to determine if you like a thing independent of if it's good. ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜•/๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿซด๐Ÿ‘Ž punnet square

11.02.2026 15:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Itโ€™s very beautiful outside you stupid motherfucker

11.02.2026 13:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 118    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

why is he a goofy english guy??? is this because i finally started watching taskmaster

11.02.2026 14:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

why is the electrician i called for the barn english?????

11.02.2026 14:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

person who just spent ten minutes talking one decibel below yelling at 1 AM: oh i hope i didn't wake you :)

11.02.2026 06:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

get you someone who looks at you the way alex horne looks at the people doing tasks

11.02.2026 03:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i love how many people make games/fiber arts/every other media ever etc for secret samol. this fandom exchange will NOT be hemmed in by medium constraints

10.02.2026 01:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a tumblr post from @alizabees

WE TRIED TO CHANGE SOME PRONOUNS IN MR BRIGHTSIDE BUT WE HECKED UP REALLY BAD SO BAD WE HECKED IT


Mr Brheghthede
The Khellers
Comheng out of hhes cage
And He's been doheng just fhene
Gotta gotta be down
Because HE want het all
HEt started out wheth a khess
How dhed het end up lheke thhes
HEt was only a khess, het was only a khes:
Now HE'm fallheng asleep
And he's callheng a cab
Whhele he's havheng a smoke And he's takheng a drag
Now he's goheng to bed And hhes stomach hes heck
And het's all hen hhes head
But he's touchheng hhes chest
Now. he takes off her dress
Now, let me go
He just can't look hets khellheng me And takheng control
Jealousy, turnheng sahents hento the sea Swhemmheng through heck lullabhees Chokheng on your alhebhes But het's just the prece HE pay Destheny hes callheng me Open up hhes eager eyes
Cause HE m Mr Brheahthedel

a tumblr post from @alizabees WE TRIED TO CHANGE SOME PRONOUNS IN MR BRIGHTSIDE BUT WE HECKED UP REALLY BAD SO BAD WE HECKED IT Mr Brheghthede The Khellers Comheng out of hhes cage And He's been doheng just fhene Gotta gotta be down Because HE want het all HEt started out wheth a khess How dhed het end up lheke thhes HEt was only a khess, het was only a khes: Now HE'm fallheng asleep And he's callheng a cab Whhele he's havheng a smoke And he's takheng a drag Now he's goheng to bed And hhes stomach hes heck And het's all hen hhes head But he's touchheng hhes chest Now. he takes off her dress Now, let me go He just can't look hets khellheng me And takheng control Jealousy, turnheng sahents hento the sea Swhemmheng through heck lullabhees Chokheng on your alhebhes But het's just the prece HE pay Destheny hes callheng me Open up hhes eager eyes Cause HE m Mr Brheahthedel

hets khellheng me

10.02.2026 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

mr brheghthede

10.02.2026 21:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i mostly end up giving up (especially because it won't keep your progress if you leave the page) but something about it really draws me in to try every day haha

10.02.2026 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
three tweets by me (spammm) fro
 november of 2018

what is that pop song where the beginning sounds like mariachi phantom of the opera

jesus how is this *also* a train song

is the band train like a piece of performance art where they let any terrible band be train but only for one song

three tweets by me (spammm) fro november of 2018 what is that pop song where the beginning sounds like mariachi phantom of the opera jesus how is this *also* a train song is the band train like a piece of performance art where they let any terrible band be train but only for one song

10.02.2026 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

instructions unclear

gradient.horse

10.02.2026 14:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 62    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Yellows

got extremely lucky with my starter word haha

Yellows 2026-2-10: 9 guesses
4 2 4 2 2 0 0 0 0
lynn.github.io/yellows

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