Patrick

I remember when he was called Edge

nice to know Marina Shafir got her hands on some World of Sport tapes.

*I think* my second new phone in a week is not hurting my eyes

this is what happens when you give a bunch of people a digital marketing seminar and send them out in the wild to "make content"

what’s more virgin than a computer

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It's a song that's taken on the qualities of a folk ballad, in that it's constantly re-worked, the lyrics can be altered, the song changed based on context.

All because Leonard Cohen sent John Cale something like 15 pages of lyrics so he could do a cover for a tribute album.

There's magic in the air

Controversially, I don't think Die Hard is a Die Hard movie. It's just *set* at Die Hard.

RFK Junior claims he can diagnose children by just looking at them. Headline with picture of RFK Jnr.

They're small. Muddy knees. Higher voices than adults. Easy.

There's a very strong chance that John Cena, El Hijo Del Santo, Hiroshi Tanahashi and Kendo Nagasaki all have their last matches within a six week period.

[looks at a sled, menacingly]

i will become the citizen kane

Such was your desire to join SIPTU!

Just like our ancestors made it 😊

The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody

so, bought a phone, it caused me pain (probably due to PWM sensitivity), so now I've had to buy a second phone in 5 days because Currys wouldn't take the one I bought on Monday back

this episode has, in quick succession, two of the best lines in all of King Of Hill:

"this whole anti-Thanksgiving thing couldn't have come at a worse time"
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"yeah, give him his land back Hank"

turns out old phone is actually dead

new phone now has a matte screen protector on it - will this stop it from wanting to blind me? lets find out

my old phone which i thought was dead has started charging as I try all the options to reduce eye strain on this new phone.

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 7, Episode 5

my new phone hates my eyes

Still from the first ever MST3K Experiment Crow, Joel, and Beeper are on the bridge of the Satellite of Love

Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K

Eventually, long after it is needed and that need is clear to everyone, Ireland will switch to competing with other EU countries to attract migrants to choose it as a destination.

By then, whole generations of then-forgotten politicians will have made careers of poisoning the well of our reputation

These are the "voters" Martin, O'Callaghan, Harris and the rest of them are pivoting to racism to please.
If ever two groups needed reminding that Twitter and Facebook are not real life, it's journalists and politicians.

We should rest assured that on Mark Zuckerberg's watch, nobody, and I mean nobody, will do sex trafficking eighteen times.

Hahaha I’m loving this new Instagram feature where it warns you there’s only a few minutes left to view someone’s story with a bright red doomsday clock. Brand new ways to make us all more insane every day, just inserted into our lives without announcement.

when i play "the gay card", this is what i'm talking about

I have never seen this guy with hair and it’s throwing me off

Relating to yesterday’s thread… D.W. Griffith took out a full page ad crediting himself for inventing editing, closeups, and subtle film acting. (Needless to say, all lies)

Times change but egotistical charlatans remain the same

Okay I don't really want to be giving this prick more attention but this is very funny. I want a nationwide manhunt. Cash rewards for information on his whereabouts. Burke posting videos from inside caves like he's Osama bin Laden