Nick Lambrianou

I’ve always placed him firmly in the “astoundingly unaware that they are not even half as intelligent as they think they are” gang along with Toby Young, Tim Stanley et al

Oh no Lionel Richie must’ve caught the blandness bug from Lighthouse Family #totp

Des Moines has you all beat

19th century aesthetics really used allegory as an excuse to work through some issues didn’t it #pagingdrfreud

Proof that if your home grown pop is full of second rate indie and bland top shop dirge then Euro Trash disco will fill the void #totp

I thought she had insomnia? That’s her song? So she can answer the emails

I think all ‘90s dance routines were invented by the same person who came up with the ‘ball under a cup’ trick #totp

Omg #totp how did this bunnymen /spice girls / space/ ocs mash up ever get past the committee stage?

First film I ever saw at the pictures - my sister took me. I was 5!

Just saying

Ha! That is him from now on

A schnoodle puppy

Boy, 9 months

‘Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting’ for the E generation #totp

#totp really pushing that ‘presenters in round holes’ idea

Just when you think it can’t get any worse, out comes the harmonica

First as tragedy, then as farce. Then it’s a sitcom we are stuck in forever.

Wowzers. I like to think Birmingham will do a similar promo but it will be in the style of Wallace & Gromit - “what is the question Gromit” etc

When #totp is over I’m going to see if I can get Alexa to play Alexia

Hmm this All Seeing I performance has uncomfortable elements of Papa Lazarou to it #totp #dave #mywifenow

Wombles?

Was working in Virgin megastore when this Run DMC remix was in the charts and somehow can still enjoy it despite hearing for literally 8 hours a day #totp

Space came from nowhere, were massive for a while, then disappeared #totp

My book is basically 'people (re)appearing miraculously in rooms'

I’ve struggled with that question for a long time. The boy of 400 blows had his excuses … grown man not so much even if it was the 60s, 70s etc

Sign says ‘stay away fools.’

Was going to say something (too soon?) about Sabbath legacy - yes you spawned entire genres and sub genres but a lot of the American hair rock or NWOBHM was pretty yuck even for a 15 year old metal tribalist like me

At least Bill has his top off. Geezer weirdly out of shot though as I recall

Two great songs and an erm interesting cover

Four good hours in the British Library trying to shift years worth of fragmentary notes and half baked ideas into a semblance of book-like form/coherence. Writing is actual hell.

Plus shares half her band with Kim Gordon