Brandon Palzkill's Avatar

Brandon Palzkill

@brandonpalzkill.bsky.social

He/Him. Cosmic spectator with unrealistic expectations for life, the universe, and everything. Occasionally writes. Occasionally plays music. Occasionally sleeps. How are you? "I play the fool but, as a rule, I'd rather act my age." - The Rutles

327 Followers  |  351 Following  |  17 Posts  |  Joined: 06.11.2024  |  1.3467

Latest posts by brandonpalzkill.bsky.social on Bluesky

Video thumbnail

The Oxford comma (also known as the ‘serial comma’) is the comma that separates the second to last item in a list from a final item that is introduced by ‘and’ or ‘or.’

It is optional...but be aware that not using the serial comma can result in some ambiguity.

24.07.2025 21:07 — 👍 827    🔁 99    💬 50    📌 53

I gotta admit... KPop Demon Hunters may have planted within me the urge to get an Acoustasonic.

10.07.2025 01:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well... shit.

11.06.2025 17:56 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Maybe it's because I'm older, now, and presumably a little "wiser", but I'm about to utter words thought I'd never say:

I finally appreciate the appeal of relic-ed guitars.

24.05.2025 04:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
star wars day may the 4th be with you poster Alt: star wars day may the 4th be with you poster

Happy Star Wars Day to all who celebrate it!

04.05.2025 13:34 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
RFK Jr. Starts National Registry Of Introverts Who Sometimes Get Social Anxiety WASHINGTON—Promising to use all of his power as health secretary to find a cure for the condition, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly directed the National Institutes of Health on Friday to create a registry of U.S. introverts who sometimes get social anxiety. “When I was younger, there were never people who liked to spend time […]

RFK Jr. Starts National Registry Of Introverts Who Sometimes Get Social Anxiety
theonion.com/rfk-jr-...

27.04.2025 18:00 — 👍 4547    🔁 558    💬 149    📌 62
Post image

Good morning Bluesky !

12.04.2025 05:43 — 👍 46519    🔁 8269    💬 257    📌 140
Preview
two men are standing in front of a wall with a sign that says " out " Alt: two men are standing in front of a wall with a sign that says " out "

Wishing a joyous Rex Manning Day to you all.

08.04.2025 23:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can tell my newest batch of fudge turned out infinitely better than my last batch because I won't have to spend the next month and a half scrubbing charred ick out of my pans. It really is the small victories...

26.03.2025 00:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image

Indeed.

14.03.2025 15:46 — 👍 54130    🔁 11859    💬 1744    📌 906
Post image

What a different world we could have.

09.03.2025 17:06 — 👍 56299    🔁 12572    💬 783    📌 548
Post image

This says it all.

02.03.2025 00:05 — 👍 44427    🔁 8334    💬 735    📌 279
Post image

What she said.

25.02.2025 18:11 — 👍 60434    🔁 10367    💬 1581    📌 844
Post image

I’m George Takei and I approve of this message.

19.02.2025 15:47 — 👍 144138    🔁 30030    💬 2291    📌 1514
Wallace Shawn Emerges As Frontrunner To Replace Daniel Craig As James Bond

Wallace Shawn Emerges As Frontrunner To Replace Daniel Craig As James Bond

Wallace Shawn Emerges As Frontrunner To Replace Daniel Craig As James Bond

20.02.2025 17:05 — 👍 9403    🔁 816    💬 436    📌 356
Post image 19.02.2025 11:31 — 👍 1195    🔁 381    💬 12    📌 55
Post image

the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

15.02.2025 18:39 — 👍 97886    🔁 21332    💬 5365    📌 2362

I lost a very small d4 on my carpet and, one way or another, I'm gonna find it.

14.02.2025 03:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image

Paul McCartney and John Lennon February 11 1968

the #Beatles

09.02.2025 12:53 — 👍 100    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.

08.02.2025 21:03 — 👍 80934    🔁 14687    💬 3092    📌 945

Received a letter from POTUS today purporting to remove me as Commissioner and Chair of the FEC. There's a legal way to replace FEC commissioners-this isn't it. I've been so fortunate to serve the American people and stir up some good trouble along the way. That's not changing anytime soon.

06.02.2025 23:41 — 👍 149317    🔁 27697    💬 6371    📌 2260

Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.

08.02.2025 18:57 — 👍 41841    🔁 6309    💬 717    📌 228
Post image

Great gray owl

📸 kooroshbphotography
#Nature #Birds #Owls #Photography

07.02.2025 22:39 — 👍 747    🔁 44    💬 5    📌 0
Post image 06.02.2025 23:31 — 👍 562    🔁 93    💬 3    📌 2
It Only Tuesday

It Only Tuesday

It Only Tuesday
theonion.com/it-only...

04.02.2025 15:00 — 👍 9386    🔁 2288    💬 93    📌 122

Deliver all with charity.

02.02.2025 02:51 — 👍 279    🔁 27    💬 5    📌 0

Dear Canada and Mexico,

We’re so, so sorry.

— Sane America

02.02.2025 03:00 — 👍 64096    🔁 9939    💬 1468    📌 366
Post image 19.01.2025 17:45 — 👍 8678    🔁 3017    💬 62    📌 67
Post image Post image Post image Post image

Imagine a Tales of the Jedi Season 2 telling the origins of these characters

19.01.2025 17:57 — 👍 172    🔁 15    💬 13    📌 7

@brandonpalzkill is following 20 prominent accounts