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Friendos

A card with a heart on it - it has legs & a face

A pylon man on a card

Bobble hat friendos

Please have a little browse 💘🐦

hellohalloweeno.etsy.com

I'm exhausted and it's 821am. Dentist appt for a filling at 10am and after that I might actually just sleep all day

"went to Oxford University"... Once as a sightseer

Half a gummy plus a couplea eira gerenisis seems to have perked things up a tad

Rest in Power, Jimmy Cliff x

Lovely commitment to the punchline. 8/8 over a skipping riddim

Haha look at you, you fresh faced munchkin

Star Crash featuring The Hoff?

Shot dogs

Mr Men x Agatha Christie crossover with Mr Poirot in Mischief on the Nile SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL BOOKSHOP

Mr Men x Agatha Christie crossover with Little Kiss Marple in Muddle at the Vicarage SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL BOOKSHOP

this, *this*, is the greatest crossover of all time

The Distracted Boyfriend meme, but their heads are now: Guy - a wide-eyed cat Girlfriend - a cat tree Red dress woman - a Christmas tree

It's that time of year

Eggsistential question

Fuck me the kompromat is fully in play right now

Oh fuck off. bROoCH you cunts

It’s okay tho, they’re still not touching. They’re dressed.

delicious

Medicare for All would save $450B a year.

Every dollar spent on food stamps generates $1.50-$1.80 in economic activity.

Each dollar going to low-wage workers adds $1.20 to the economy overall.

It’s not about what this country can or can’t afford.

It’s about priorities.

Town's Huge Christmas Mural Was Generated Using AI, Resulting in Ghastly Chthonic Horrors An enormous new mural near London, depicting a crowded Christmas scene, has drawn outrage and mockery from passersby.

I regret to inform you that generative AI is now good. Please update your records.

futurism.com/artificial-i...

I advise subscribing to The Nerve, founded by several of the brilliant journalists who lost their jobs/left in the madness. I think I'm right in saying it's run by women and they've chucked all their redundancy money into it!!
Stewart Lee's column continues therein :) Worth it just for that imo

It's certainly got its ups and downs life hasn't it.
Big downs. Big ups. The downs hurt more than the ups heal. Perhaps I'm just a miserable sod.

Anyway onward we go. Rock on.

NO ONE CAN STOP US NOW!! 😆

Short sentences. They make me sound like Hemingway. Or one of those guys. A hunter. A predator with pecs. A man. What is a man? He didn't anyway or will not. It is the place of us all to understand.
5am, octember 1. 28,000 trees exploded.
It is logical if not necessary. Boobs.

"Daddy why did you go into politics?"
"Well, I always hoped that one day I might be able to make a difference. Like if people were fleeing war and persecution, and they arrived on our shores desperate and afraid, then maybe I could be the one to suggest we nicked their jewellery."

Albert on his bike ride having a right good time

Five rounds or whatever AJ is contracted to do before taking a dive. Like Tyson who pulled all his punches

four panel cartoon by Jon Bailey 1) East Berlin 1971, kitchen. A woman preparing food says "Alexei, play Tchaikovsky". 2) close-up of a blue telephone behind her on a table showing there is microphone taped under a table in the same kitchen, next to a speaker 3) a man in a grey uniform wearing headphones sits in front of a record player and selects a record from the shelf above. 4) back to original woman in kitchen preparing food, now listening to music coming from the speaker under the table and smiling @jbaileyofficial @jbaileycartoons https://x.com/jbaileyofficial/status/1233356763598139394

Alexei ❤️

Low rate shit arse is quite splendid tbh

Groovy. Care is advised - either you might get a bad tum, pr you might meet god www.first-nature.com/fungi/amanit...

Amanita pantera?

Bloody centaurists