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Indian News Anchor Epically Drags Trump For Demanding He Win The Nobel Peace Prize A master class 🔥

Now this is a master class 🔥

THINGS WHEN I WAS YOUNGER WAS BETTER KLAXON

Feel good hit of summer 1868

I think you'll find the definitive version was in Theatre Gwynedd in 1988 cause we had a Fagin who had BEEN IN CORONATION STREET and I was an orphan in the chorus who forgot his solo line when the lad who usually said it was ill that day and I still remember it "it's us what pipes the tune" :'(

Cannibal

Man reads to a lion

Chapter One

It was a beautiful Spring morning on the Serengeti and Skippy the lion had just taken four baby antelopes out of the equation.

Specifically, rich entitled white men

At last

is it a WILLY

HAVE YOU HEARD OASIS ARE BRINGING OUT A SOUP BUT DUE TO DYNAMIC PRICING THE BREAD COSTS £30

great news. What a horrible human. Planet's better off without him

Gabba Gabba Hey

Yabba Dabba Doo

here endeth the bible class

I've not blasted off. I thought I was gonna blast off but it wasn't even a powerful fart. Just one of those that sort of make a worryingly-damp-foggy sensation and hang around for longer than they oughta

I don't know

Yeah, dead SEXY whoo!!

Ah hang on no I think I'd rather fuck an actual fresh lump of sick

Feel like I need to do something amazing ya know. I need to blast off wheeeee clonk

This is my new favorite video on the internet... ☺️ #bluesky #cat #catday

You truly are the best of us

too many sickly sweet things at the same time - doesn't need nougat, chocolate AND caramel. Maybe put some I dunno radish in there

I just had a mars bar. They're not great are they.

The sea is fucking terrifying when you realise what power it holds

actual live footage!

eeeepy weeenooo

Derek.

Cannabis is the most effective painkiller of the lot, no question

Nefopam