Balmer

@shytehawk.bsky.social

Do you know anything about this, Shyte?

Its my go to film for when I just need to FEEL something ❤️

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Ive never said that about you ever

I think my last burning was Wrestlemania 25. I used to try and flog them for a £1 at school.
If you had £5 and knew the right people you could get a cig, a happy meal and Undertaker vs HBK

He's a stinker, but I prefer him to Max. I forget about him every time I rewatch and get icked out the second I see him

"Trans people don't exist"
-guy who no longer exists

Donate to Help Luna complete transition with gender-affirming surgery, organized by Luna _ Hi everyone, I'm Luna! You might already know me from around the in… Luna _ needs your support for Help Luna complete transition with gender-affirming surgery

Any time you have to take a look and share would be massively appreciated.

Thank you all so much as always for your time and support ❤️

gofund.me/64635af6

Logitech stuff isn't cheap enough for how wank everything is

Help B. Dolan create an "Open Source" Record Label. The time's come to create a label to house my catalogue! Let's use that as an educational community project!

Our Kickstarter is almost halfway over and halfway funded! Who's down to help us reach 100 backers this week? www.kickstarter.com/projects/iam...

Miss the days when all I worried about was where the fuck I put my DS!

Photoshopped art showing Taff holding a sniper on top of a building as Balmers head looms over the roof behind.

Oh and on Thursday me and @balmers.bsky.social are going to play two snipers who have surprising views about Nazis (we enjoy shooting them in the balls)

SEE YOU THEN

Happy Mari is good content

ILL TALK TO YOU THEN

And that was Loops Ahoy 9! We raised £1312.69 (so far) thanks to the amazing support and lovely communities of
@connorsparkyy.bsky.social @wattsie123.bsky.social @slatetwitch.bsky.social @gbirb.bsky.social @robinvouz.bsky.social who are all winners to me

My face with the the shadow of a hint of a whisper of facial hair

Grow little face pyebs pleaseeee!

HEY
Starting a WOW CLASSIC: CATACLYSM RP guild!
Still ironing out the lil details but if you are at all interested please let me know!

Dome from rust but with bits of my face to make it look like an angry untrusting spouse

What a day

Put my name down then but I'll just be stood up there and you'll have voted out ANOTHA faithful

Really enjoy traitors but the word "Faithful" has started to really fuck me off!

Tier lists result - shytehawk is the worst

Buy BALMER! a Coffee. ko-fi.com/balmer Become a supporter of BALMER! today! ❤️ Ko-fi lets you support the creators you love.

Hiya, if you enjoy SNSF or me in general I have a Ko-fi :)
I'm reet appreciative <3

ko-fi.com/balmer

YouTube video by Mack An Easy Game For Babies. Mack's Get To Work Journey.

7 mins of me being angry at Get To Work www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWL0...

Just want live on dome and kill ma mates ❤️

RUST? RUST! RUST<3

Balmer - Twitch Hello :) My name is Balmer! I love to play all sorts of games. But most of all I love you! So please give me a follow and let's be friends x

Tonight at 9pm!
Its SNSF: LOVE AT FIRST SHITE
It might be the biggest SNSF not just me but so many others have poured some bloody effort into it <3

Give it a watch if you're into that.

I'd like that <3

www.twitch.tv/balmer