Frijoles

Scrooged. Now and forever.

A straight man said something stupid? That can’t be right 🤔

This is like “you are my sunshine”. That song is excruciatingly sad and in no way happy. Everyone sings the refrain. No one seems to know the actual lyrics. Same goes for a bunch of songs. READ THE LYRICS. Yeesh.

One of my favorite movie lines of all time is from Death Becomes Her “Dr. Herman Melville always felt that life begins at fifty”. Wish I’d realized sooner, but I’ll take fifty.

Must be touching mama

The cats were up there looking very suspicious so I threw a little something in the mix.

Fun fact: suuuuuper easy to grow from seed. Then they’ll self seed next season. But I always buy extra seeds and sprinkle them around every spring.

This is the United States. America is a much larger area and includes north, middle, and south. That being said, I’m also a travers in the U.S. and every year some new level of fear is added to our threat watch. Now it’s ICE and Federal revocation of DEI and threats to withhold funding.

It’s not possible to have both. Your best self wouldn’t contribute to that level of animal cruelty. But Burger King does have a fantastic impossible whopper. So good.

Sounds like it worked as designed! 🤣 And I bet you looked cute as all get out 👀

That’s actually called a wiggle skirt. No joke. Wiggle skirts and dresses were (are still) a thing.

Eagerly awaiting some kind of commentary piece from Belle Hooks on this whole *gestures wildly* situation, working title “These Motherfuckers Right Here”.

Are you sure tho? I did a joke investigation with middle school kids and told then to google hello kitty and literally any type of product and see what happened. Try it.

If you arrived early and were alone, why didn’t you just go to the bathroom to do it? Why would you go to a place where people eat? That’s gas from fermented waste in your bowels.

Someone needs to come up with an alternate Dewey decimal system but for government crises.

So Asperger’s is no longer a diagnosis. That’s the term he uses for himself. Also, let’s remember the physician who gave Trump the “Superman” description before his first term. Even if a doctor face him the diagnosis, I don’t buy it. Not for a minute.

2/4 Trump is inadvertently advertising the fact that he is a broke ass chump who runs on smoke and fumes. While his rich owners lose their shirts and minds, he’s golfing. Nothing to be upset about of you’ve got nothing to lose.

Zuckerberg just bought a house in DC? Sounds like DOGE is about to switch out for a new captain.

What if, hear me out, what if this is actually Trump’s hat trick to get out from under the thumb of his not so secret owners. If they’re broke, they lose their direct control over him. Just a thought.

Shit. That was supposed to be a response to another response. But yeah, he’s such an utter moron that he thinks Autism means nothing you do is your fault because Autism but you’re a super genius because Autism. Neither is correct.

The uber Trumpzi in my neighborhood finally took down its Trump flag and put up…a “he is risen” black flag with a red cross on it. Really dude? I guess lies and hypocrisy were an accurate platform to run on.

THIS MAN IS SELF DIAGNOSED. HE IS NOT ON THE SPECTRUM. I have worked with students on the autism spectrum for 14 years. Parents of kids with other issues tried to get them coded for Autism so it removed the ick. That’s what he’s trying to do.

Go Cubbies! 🐻

Universities sold their souls a long time ago to become profit based organizations. They just never thought anyone would fuck with their funding.

I ask with absolute sincerity that none of our alienated allies negotiate with this terrorist.

It actually helps minimize odor if you leave it. Don’t know why. Science thing.

Oh no.

The irony, I guess, is that while everyone plays the blame game, we have all been duped by the scam that is capitalism. No one wins except owners when the goal is to take as much miner from everything as you can.

And the MAGA drones love it.

Now that I think about it, maybe we deserve to burn.