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a screenshot of my most listened to song with the caption: “Your top song was Die With A Smile by Lady Gaga, Bruno Mars. You were in the top 0.001% of listeners globally.”

A screenshot of my most listened to artist (Hozier), with the caption: “You're a top 0.005% fan and you spent 33,628 minutes together. You overachiever.”

top 0.5% of spotify listeners globally btw :/

took the best mf nap of my life, damn i be real grouchy when i’m sleepy 😭

Alex Consani backstage at the 2024 Fashion Awards holding her trophy for Model of the Year.

Alex Consani during her acceptance speech for Model of the Year:

“I can't accept this award without thanking those who came before me, specifically the black trans women who really fought for the space I'm in today.”

On Forbes’ biggest day of the year - the release of ‘30 Under 30’ - we have walked off the job in a 24-hour work stoppage in protest of @forbes.com continued intransigence at the bargaining table and repeated labor law violations. (1/3)

the mac and cheese wars was all just a really involving cheese grater ad tbh

A photo of J.Cole’s cover for Friday Night Lights

This is a very special moment for me. Been waiting patiently for this day, like a lot of yall have. I wanna say Thank you to everybody out there that kept these projects alive, even during all the years they were not on streaming services, especially this project right here. "Friday Nights Lights" finally available now on all platforms. To have a full idea of what this means for me personally, you would have to know the whooole journey. This Inevitable series we doing, is that. www.inevitable. live episode 5 is up now. 5 more to go in season 1. Love to everybody tuning in, it's really something special. The Come Up, The Warm up, and Friday Night Lights all up finally. Thank you

J. Cole announces “Friday Night Lights” is finally available on all platforms:

I just know Moesha daddy would be a trumper, buster ass nigga😒😒

isekai is such a funny genre bc wdym my decades long evil plan was foiled by a high school after school club led by a 15 year old autistic kid???

courage the cowardly dog screaming at the moon until it breaks into pieces

MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

Chris Fleming’s “okay was anybody going to tell me” meme with the top image reading “Okay, was anybody going to tell me that Kendrick just dropped a new album?” and the bottom image reading “or was I just supposed to find out from a tweet about canvas being down myself?”

KENDRICK???

canvas being down rn just pissed me off bad!

a group of people are standing around a man wearing glasses and a hat that says ' abercrombie ' on it ALT: a group of people are standing around a man wearing glasses and a hat that says ' abercrombie ' on it

We should not have to work 5 days a week

The strippers have been sounding the alarm for well over a year about this impending recession…..

‘A game changer:’ UT System announces free tuition for qualifying Texas families Students whose families make less than $100,000 annually get free tuition and waived fees at any of the academic universities in the University of Texas...

Students whose families make less than $100,000 annually will get free tuition and waived fees at any of the academic universities in the University of Texas System

It literally states that Africanfuturism is about erasing what African-Americans have been doing since the 1960s, probably earlier with Afrofuturism. It is quite a frustrating read and shows me that I don’t need to engage it. It isn’t decolonial at all. It instead upholds colonialism.

“Fool for You” by CeeLo Green and Melanie Fiona. Always.

this man came back and apologized after almost 3 years of no contact saying he wants to be friends again🧍🏾i might be stupid tbh the way im considering it

just a reminder that we’re still dealing with the repercussions of a certain orange demon deregulating food safety protocols.

Let him speak 🗣️

white people veins look so weird like my coworkers was fixing her compression socks (??) and her veins look like she has The Rot™️

every time i mention getting another tattoo here come one of my lame ass friends “omg ur so addicted😭” and what about it??? i could be addicted to crack! have we thought about that?

no bc i think i might have to block my best friend if they come over here ur so real

I’m seeing way too many “no negativity here” type posts. Uh no. I like mess! I just don’t like ads, them bots & the Dutch bastard.

one of the first accounts that i followed was @bodegacats.bsky.social

sometimes i'm watching a game and the feed is annoyingly 10 or 15 seconds behind and i'll get an alert on my phone that the other team scored and then i have to sit there and wait for it to happen on screen like a helpless time traveler as the awful future they're from comes to pass

manifested having friends who genuinely care about me and now i can’t get 20 seconds to myself omg it’s really all or nothing