"Sir, Sir! The people have no bread!"
"Then let them eat SEAFOOD!"

Looks like a WW1 French Renault tank- a light tank that Americans also used. The basic design continued into the 20's

I guess that's why he needs his "power naps"

Gotta order the double meat

Is he doing the "blair witch" thing the kids are into?

Smells like... victory

Imaginary people can vote anywhere they want!

But if "we're" (the US) is paying other countries' tariffs, then we're losing money. Of course, it doesn't work that way at all, and he's an idiot/liar

And why would Americans have to fight in a conflict between Egypt and Ethiopia, or Armenia and Azerbaijan? Because he sent them there? This has truly become a theater of the absurd

And covering that hand up

Please, let's see the receipts

Well, he didn't want to be there when the guy came to, and when they asked him what happened he said "I don't know, Bobby gave me a raw milk shot before we came in here..."

At least they got the guy who collapsed into a chair...oh, wait

Zero empathy; zero compassion; zero interest. A lizard

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Caveman lawyer was very polished, and sounded quite reasonable- but he was still a caveman

RFK made the poor guy do a raw milk shot before the presser, so he boogied out

Some kind of fusion of "Biggest Loser" and "Squid Game"

Oh, they're bringing back prima nocta?

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And the grim reaper is going :
"Damn, missed it by THAT MUCH!"

RFK gave him a raw milk shooter right before the presser

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Caveman lawyer was very polished, and sounded quite reasonable- but he was still a caveman

Charlie Daniels: "people say I'm no good and crazy as a loon, 'cause I get stoned in the morning, get drunk in the afternoon..." I believe we can consider Charlie a tennessean

Can a contractor put a mechanics lien on the white house? Probably not

He has no clue, and simply relies on whatever crap his sycophants feed to him. I shop and roam the aisles a couple of times a week- even in my trump county people are grumbling in our local market

Here's my interesting idea:
"Did Southern/slave holding authoritarianism ruin the American Republic?"

Blood coming out of her "whatever?

No, no, no- I refuse to live through a "Venezuelan Missile Crisis" with these people in charge

When did he stop circumcision?

"if we nominate trump it will be the end of the Republican party, and we will deserve it"(Lindsey Graham, 2016)