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Patrick Pipino

@pp8010.bsky.social

Supposed Ice Cream Magnate & Chef. Failed Comedian. Youngin' Baseball Coach. Umpire. Lover of all things Springsteen. Once got an A- in Nuclear Weapons at Harvard.

1,220 Followers  |  342 Following  |  4,253 Posts  |  Joined: 21.10.2024  |  2.2195

Latest posts by pp8010.bsky.social on Bluesky

Hegseth (boorishly): Russia's cool. NATO sucks. Your security problem, Europe, is you're too brown and gay.

Vance (condescendingly): Russia's cool. Your security problem is you're too brown and Muslim.

Rubio (politely): Who cares about Russia. Your problem is you're not white or Christian enough.

16.02.2026 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 340    πŸ” 101    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4

FTG

15.02.2026 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This montage made me way happier than it probably should have.

15.02.2026 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Odd that he did this when getting her a fourth place trophy was like, right there...

15.02.2026 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie says " serious people " ALT: a man in a suit and tie says " serious people "

Britt's false Christianity makes me wanna' puke.

And after her SOTU rebuttal to Biden, I'll never be able to take her seriously.

15.02.2026 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's unchartered, but we can see the terrain: the territory ahead includes masked secret police taking people to concentration camps but not new vaccines. That's our reward for a system in which fewer than 20 people, all of them deranged and malicious, control over $3 trillion.

15.02.2026 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1738    πŸ” 632    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 11

Ack.

That was pure dreck. Can't we allow Temu Steve Bannon to pine for his return to the dark ages in peace?

15.02.2026 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A+ Living Color ref Sir.

15.02.2026 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ack.

That was pure dreck. Can't we allow Temu Steve Bannon to pine for his return to the dark ages in peace?

15.02.2026 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry, but I'm waiting to see what InfantryDort says on this.

He's somewhat of an oracle; as you know.

15.02.2026 08:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Poetic justice.

15.02.2026 06:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@kajakallas.bsky.social is pretty much all of us at this point.

I seriously love this woman. Just a *perfect* world leader for the times.

14.02.2026 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uh, that's pretty, like...awesome for a first effort.

14.02.2026 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You and my wife should have jackets made.

14.02.2026 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The greatest of all "own goals" I think I've ever seen.

14.02.2026 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"...left them chilling on the tarmac"

HAHAHAHA. You're the best Andrew.

14.02.2026 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Opinion | How A.I. Companies Are Preying on College Students

I've said it before, but the first school that promotes itself as "AI-free" is going to corner the market on folks committed to learning. (gift link)

12.02.2026 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 313    πŸ” 88    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 20

Imma' do the funniest thing in the world and make one of these with the same packaging, but...

Put MINCED RAW GARLIC in the container, along with a tagline "Great for Leg of Lamb!"

14.02.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HAHAHAHA!!!!!

A+

Strong "It's all ball bearings these days" Fletch energy...

13.02.2026 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Complete with aerospike.

13.02.2026 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, the dulcet, phallic undertones of the Avco Mk IV.

13.02.2026 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Cold Lampin'...

with Flavor...

12.02.2026 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is not wholly correct Brother Historian.

You owe us pupdates of Sarge on a fairly regular basis.

I don't make the rules.

12.02.2026 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't count on it.

12.02.2026 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It constantly amazes me that these folk spend enormous amounts of energy trying to blame others for our current situation, based on who they supported in the past, instead of trying to change the present and future.

12.02.2026 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sure the lawmakers who were outraged that their toll (phone) records were obtained in the course of a predicated federal investigation through a subpoena are going to back Rep. Jayapal in being outraged at just lawless surveillance of her (and likely others’) search history, right?

12.02.2026 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2687    πŸ” 722    πŸ’¬ 65    πŸ“Œ 12

100%

12.02.2026 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a military uniform is smiling and says lighten up francis . ALT: a man in a military uniform is smiling and says lighten up francis .

Jeesusssss.

And they say women are too temperamental for combat...

Where is Sgt. Hulka when I need him?

12.02.2026 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*and bring full β€œBest in Show” energy to the character.

11.02.2026 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sage advice.

11.02.2026 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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