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You should always steal from corpos. They steal our money, lives and happiness without consequences. Legally they're people: people I'd like to hurt.

18.02.2026 03:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

You should always steal from corpos. They steal our money, lives and happiness without consequences. Legally they're people: people I'd like to hurt.

18.02.2026 03:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Your wish is my command! ๐Ÿซธ

18.02.2026 03:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can hear that quote *splurchhh*

16.02.2026 18:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I like his greasy hair

16.02.2026 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Gelf the stoner mouse guy is dressed in a tatty t-shirt, knit hat and track pants. He leans on a surface and appears to be watching something, perhaps a screen.

Gelf the stoner mouse guy is dressed in a tatty t-shirt, knit hat and track pants. He leans on a surface and appears to be watching something, perhaps a screen.

lazy dayz

16.02.2026 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 138    ๐Ÿ” 40    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

GIMME! ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š

16.02.2026 14:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The best part of Valentine's Day is the discount chocolate AFTER Valentine's Day! @candybastard.bsky.social
๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿป

16.02.2026 04:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 207    ๐Ÿ” 40    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Happy Valentine's NERD

15.02.2026 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A WIP character concept for another project, filler as you will, better that Pol posts:

14.02.2026 09:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 158    ๐Ÿ” 35    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holy shit MEWGENICS is good.

13.02.2026 22:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dammit, time to scurry back to the bodega

13.02.2026 22:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A mouse guy sits with a bottle of SHIZ COLA and a joint, wondering how he'll finish both himself if you leave.

A mouse guy sits with a bottle of SHIZ COLA and a joint, wondering how he'll finish both himself if you leave.

shiz

13.02.2026 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 78    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Locked Tomb ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ

13.02.2026 17:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
digital drawing of a woman who has just woken up and is holding a mug of coffee & a joint. she is wearing lacy underwear with a tee-shirt that reads "don't cum, i'll bully you" which is a twist on "don't bully me, i'll cum" meme tee-shirt.

this is a joke because the subject, tonn, is into chastity, flr, denial etc in the comics i draw.

digital drawing of a woman who has just woken up and is holding a mug of coffee & a joint. she is wearing lacy underwear with a tee-shirt that reads "don't cum, i'll bully you" which is a twist on "don't bully me, i'll cum" meme tee-shirt. this is a joke because the subject, tonn, is into chastity, flr, denial etc in the comics i draw.

[new picture] a tonn twist on a classic tee-shirt slogan ๐Ÿ‘•๐Ÿ”

(i haven't drawn anything ~new~ for a week or so & wanted to doodle before i start on the raffle prize.)

12.02.2026 19:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 505    ๐Ÿ” 109    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

D๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’ฒT

13.02.2026 05:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Still figuring out this fools hair

13.02.2026 05:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Get on it ๐Ÿšฌ

13.02.2026 05:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please, step inside my ill maintained Honda hatchback and join me on the other side of the universe

13.02.2026 03:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Gelf the anthro stoner mouse holds a baggy of SOMETHING and asks if you'd like some.

Gelf the anthro stoner mouse holds a baggy of SOMETHING and asks if you'd like some.

well, doost thou?

13.02.2026 03:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 150    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ffffff damn I really wanted to suplex you

12.02.2026 22:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yessssss no punches for YOU

12.02.2026 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People who draw mouse OCs: give me your tips and I won't beat you up.

12.02.2026 20:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image 24.07.2025 05:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 701    ๐Ÿ” 266    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
First concept, Jasmine Jaune

First concept, Jasmine Jaune

Jasmine Jaune
#artistXinjinmeng

10.02.2026 03:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe you've got X-Ray vision!

09.02.2026 06:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Because I can! ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š

09.02.2026 06:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Krista be laughing at you

Krista be laughing at you

09.02.2026 04:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's got three big bones but first he's gotta tell his dumb little story

09.02.2026 04:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He flunked out first year of college but he def got a few good grades with those eyes

09.02.2026 02:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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