Sometimes for fun I like to write his obituary.
#YouKnowWhoIMean
@thesnarktank.bsky.social
Physician, father, memesmith, democrat, resister, and hopeless Star Wars nerd. Opinions are my own and are always correct. @TheSnarkTank99 in the bad place.
Sometimes for fun I like to write his obituary.
#YouKnowWhoIMean
Not to mention a billion dollar retrofit for his flying jumbo bribe.
08.08.2025 19:58 β π 11 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0πππ
08.08.2025 19:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Looks like Trump has an extra guest room available.
08.08.2025 19:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm just glad I can finally put my Masters in strawberry picking to good use.
08.08.2025 18:01 β π 38 π 3 π¬ 1 π 1Iβm not loving the name change, either.
08.08.2025 17:56 β π 4 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Heβs bringing back the classics.π‘
08.08.2025 17:55 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Looks like Iβll finally be able to put my degree in strawberry picking to work!
08.08.2025 17:47 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0BREAKING NEWS:
Ghislaine Maxwell transferred to Minimaler Security Prison in Palm Beach. Pedicure scheduled for 3:00.
BREAKING NEWS:
House guest spotted on Mar a Pedo patio.
Does he really think that if we steal three Canadian provinces theyβre going to vote for the people who stole them?
08.08.2025 16:40 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0He wished death upon Billy Joel. Instablock.
08.08.2025 16:32 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Just imagining Luigi Mangione riding that water buffalo from town to town, meting out justice to the asswipes of the world.
08.08.2025 01:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I guess itβs less tie for him to get roadkill stains on.
07.08.2025 23:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Can someone give this dipshit a normal fucking tie?
07.08.2025 22:57 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Itβs looking more and more like the palace at Versailles. Now what ended up happening to the last guy who lived there?
07.08.2025 22:01 β π 23 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0NEW: Police bodycam footage introduced at the trial of Jared Wise showed him berating police officers on Jan. 6, 2021, and yelling "kill 'em" as rioters attacked law enforcement. Heβs now working as a senior adviser for the Department of Justice.
07.08.2025 13:22 β π 10755 π 6585 π¬ 763 π 642If theyβre bringing this back then they also need to do a presidential math or history test. Let the lunk heads struggle with the quadratic equation in front of the whole class. Fairβs fair.
07.08.2025 12:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Remember when republicans were apoplectic over Bill Clinton meeting with his AG on an airport tarmac? Yeah.
06.08.2025 20:35 β π 10 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0He can release the files any time he wants.
06.08.2025 17:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0After removing sections 9 and 10 from article 1 of the constitution, the Trump administration announces plans to slim the Ten Commandments down to one suggestion.
06.08.2025 16:11 β π 8 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0AND weβve already paid for two brand new jets under construction.
06.08.2025 01:25 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I guess thatβs just not how he rolls.
06.08.2025 01:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yup.
06.08.2025 01:09 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Theyβre going to have to fight The NY Times for that headline!
05.08.2025 23:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0One can only hope.
05.08.2025 22:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Perfection! πππ
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