TheSnarkTank

Oh my God he thinks it’s 5D. He’s an idiot.

Their closing message to Indiana: change your maps to artificially benefit the President's political party or 'roads will not be paved' as punishment.

They are openly saying this.

Who would want to live in a country that works like that?

Fortunately I have a Groupon for that. 😉

Oh, so they can seize boats in the Caribbean without blowing them up. Hm.

Well I’m definitely waiting until Black Friday for that colonoscopy.

Just a reminder, Rand Paul is an eye dentist.

a man is sitting in a car talking to a woman and saying papyrus . ALT: a man is sitting in a car talking to a woman and saying papyrus .

When I’m running this place…

I’ve heard of a shotgun wedding but this is ridiculous.

There is no way this belt helps carpal tunnel syndrome. None.

Maybe that sounded less racist in his head?

So, we’re pirates now? Great.

The next time he’s in front of reporters, they should just keep asking him cognitive exam questions.
“Mr. President, how do you spell ‘world’ backwards?”
“Mr. President, is this a cow?”
He’ll never suspect a thing.

Because what we all really want is to be sitting next to a sweaty gym bro while sitting on the tarmac for four hours.

At his next press conference, reporters should just take turns asking him cognitive exam questions.
“Mr. President, how do you spell ‘world’ backwards?”
“Mr. President, help me out here. Which one of these is a picture of an elephant?”

The next time Trump takes questions from reporters, they should all just ask him cognitive exam questions until he realizes what’s going on.
“Mr. President, can you spell ‘world’ backwards?”
“Can you repeat these five words?”
“Is this an elephant?”

Seriously, is there no one willing to report him to HR?

And a very merry Christmas to all! Enjoy your steel.

I’m saying happy Memorial Day just to confuse people.

Enemy of our enemy, I guess.

And the stupidity. Don’t forget the stupidity.

Are those really smart people in the room with us now?

That’s a long way to say he wants to take away coverage for preexisting conditions.

Has this guy ever been to a Trump rally?

She’s clearly a crisis actor.

Does this answer your question?

I swear if I see them use the phrase “gold standard science” one more time I’m going to fucking lose it.

Yeah. The Nazis did this, too.

That’s weird because I feel like farmers were able to sell their soybeans last year.