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Physician, father, memesmith, democrat, resister, and hopeless Star Wars nerd. Opinions are my own and are always correct. @TheSnarkTank99 in the bad place.

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Sometimes for fun I like to write his obituary.
#YouKnowWhoIMean

08.08.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not to mention a billion dollar retrofit for his flying jumbo bribe.

08.08.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

08.08.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Looks like Trump has an extra guest room available.

08.08.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m just glad I can finally put my Masters in strawberry picking to good use.

08.08.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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I’m not loving the name change, either.

08.08.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s bringing back the classics.😑

08.08.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like I’ll finally be able to put my degree in strawberry picking to work!

08.08.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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BREAKING NEWS:
Ghislaine Maxwell transferred to Minimaler Security Prison in Palm Beach. Pedicure scheduled for 3:00.

08.08.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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BREAKING NEWS:
House guest spotted on Mar a Pedo patio.

08.08.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Does he really think that if we steal three Canadian provinces they’re going to vote for the people who stole them?

08.08.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He wished death upon Billy Joel. Instablock.

08.08.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a gold robe stands in front of a wooden screen ALT: a man in a gold robe stands in front of a wooden screen
08.08.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just imagining Luigi Mangione riding that water buffalo from town to town, meting out justice to the asswipes of the world.

08.08.2025 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I guess it’s less tie for him to get roadkill stains on.

07.08.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can someone give this dipshit a normal fucking tie?

07.08.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s looking more and more like the palace at Versailles. Now what ended up happening to the last guy who lived there?

07.08.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Video shows Department of Justice official urging Jan. 6 rioters to 'kill' cops The Department of Justice hired a former Jan. 6 defendant who was caught on tape urging rioters to "kill" police. The department calls him a "valued member" of the administration.

NEW: Police bodycam footage introduced at the trial of Jared Wise showed him berating police officers on Jan. 6, 2021, and yelling "kill 'em" as rioters attacked law enforcement. He’s now working as a senior adviser for the Department of Justice.

07.08.2025 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 10755    πŸ” 6585    πŸ’¬ 763    πŸ“Œ 642

If they’re bringing this back then they also need to do a presidential math or history test. Let the lunk heads struggle with the quadratic equation in front of the whole class. Fair’s fair.

07.08.2025 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember when republicans were apoplectic over Bill Clinton meeting with his AG on an airport tarmac? Yeah.

06.08.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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He can release the files any time he wants.

06.08.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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After removing sections 9 and 10 from article 1 of the constitution, the Trump administration announces plans to slim the Ten Commandments down to one suggestion.

06.08.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

AND we’ve already paid for two brand new jets under construction.

06.08.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess that’s just not how he rolls.

06.08.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yup.

06.08.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They’re going to have to fight The NY Times for that headline!

05.08.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One can only hope.

05.08.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Perfection! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

05.08.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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